An awkward interaction when two people encounter each other in public. Each person attempts to move out of the other's way but move in the same direction, failing to judge the other's direction of movement. The situation can often result in deadlock whereby the only way to extricate oneself is to vocalise an apology and agree on each person's continued route.
Even though the pavement was empty, I still managed to quelch with an old man.
That was an intense quelch. We eventually had to agree that I would go this way, and she would go that way.
That was an intense quelch. We eventually had to agree that I would go this way, and she would go that way.
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A man or woman that is a sex slave either by force, desire or circumstance.
Usually used by a dominant to berate a submissive
A man or woman that is a sex slave either by force, desire or circumstance.
Usually used by a dominant to berate a submissive
by Sallux August 15, 2018
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by Mighty Queppen March 1, 2021
Get the queppen mug.A quelch is a vaginal burp similar to a queef. A quelch is common among those that sport gunts and frequently suffer from yeast infections. A wet quelch produces a frothy gelatinous discharge that can be used as substitute for bug repellent. The smell of the quelch ranges between that of rotten rutabagas and orangutan feet. If you encounter a quelch immediately flush all exposed orifices and induce vomiting. Elderly quelchs have been know to cause small dust storms in rural areas.
by Ruprech April 9, 2010
Get the Quelch mug.To shoplift clothing from a store by means of wearing the item of clothing, and walking out of the store; different from just stealing the clothing
"Yo i just fuckin stole this hat from Kohls."
"You must think your pretty badass, but check out these jeans that I quempied from Target!"
"Whoa! Fuck stealing shit! I wanna quempy something its way more badass!"
"You must think your pretty badass, but check out these jeans that I quempied from Target!"
"Whoa! Fuck stealing shit! I wanna quempy something its way more badass!"
by Big Bacon Kass December 13, 2009
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