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squelching

See Felching, however this is done with a dead person
i went to the grave yard for some squelching
by Madam(Hexham) May 17, 2006
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Qwelching

Qwelching is a position in sex mostly used forcefully without consent. For this position you must have 2 or more guys and one woman and also a big dog roughly over 70 pounds. The position begins with the two or more guys grabbing their erected penises and ejaculating on each other's face,mouth, and penis once this is done they can begin the next step. Step two is they cut multiple holes in the woman and draw the blood from her so they can lube up their penises. Third step is they grab a dog and have the dog bite and chew and eat the penises of the men. After this is done they wait for the penises to come out of the dog and shove the waste down the woman’s throat fat enough to kill her. Once done the men will usually cut the girl up one big slit down the stomach and live in her and not leave this corpse until they to have died.
by John Killian April 24, 2024
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qelching

putting a blunt into another woman's urethra while fisting her asshole, in the midst of getting your dick sucked
Did you see Bryce qelching that lady the other day.
by nsnf dksm. f May 11, 2024
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Cumming in sum1s ear will result in them having been squelched and to do this to sum1 is called squelching
by The Nige aka Princess May 11, 2006
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Squelching

The act of killing crayfish and/or carp in mass.
Bro i’m bored as fuck. I heard the canal has dried up! Wanna go squelching?
by Skade777 July 12, 2024
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Quelping

The act of busting a load of Semen into an open/popped blister on the foot and only the foot.
Your hiking and you get a blister on your toe you open up the blister and blow a load on it. That’s how you probably do the act of Quelping.
by Niggerhandle3000 August 5, 2024
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Quelping

The act of busting a nut(Semen) on to a open/popped blister on the foot and only the foot!
I was hiking and I had a giant blister on my big toes and the popped so I used the act of Quelping to cheer me up!
by Niggerhandle3000 August 5, 2024
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