arf quarf

Quarf produced by a member of the canine family.

My dog keeps leaving these arf quarf stains all over my carpet. It's enough to make me want to quarf.

by Jesus Crosby-Lindner November 10, 2007

quarf an hour

Some nonsense Ian Dunt came up with.

All my life I have been saying the phrase 'quarf an hour' for quarter of an hour. A few minutes ago, I found out it does not exist.

by SomeNonsense April 15, 2021

Quarf

When you fart into a vagina and they queef it out.

Bro Tiffany and I totally quarfed last night

by WeAllWould May 11, 2021

Quarf

The male version of queef, the sound of air escaping the urethral meatus, particularly after undergoing surgical urethral dilatation.

Did you see that "little person" eating a jar of pickled eggs? I took off my pants and quarfed right in his face!

by alunen November 30, 2023

Quarf

Farting cum out of your penis.

I quarfed in my girl last night and she orgasmed harder than an epileptic at a rave

I tried so hard to cum, but all I could do was quarf

by SenõrEpico May 3, 2022

Quarf

One farts into a vagina and queefs it out and the result is a quarf.

He farted in my pussy and I quarfed it out.

by Bad Spoon August 17, 2022

quarf

When you fart and an air bubble runs up your vagina and pops making an uncomfortable sound.
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Guy1: Yo I Just heard that girl over there quarf !
Guy2: Damn I bet it made a funny sound.

by fukmewithabrick May 26, 2015