pothead philosophers

Someones who get drunk and stoned and engage in heavy philosophical conversations with nothing to back up their opinions other than their primal sincerity.

We are just pothead philosophers with no type of studious background whatsoever.

by KImCobain March 12, 2015

Pethead Meetup

The necessary get together of the Pethead family before and after a Pet Shop Boys show.
The getting together of old and new fans of Pet Shop Boys.

“Where is the Pethead Meetup?”

by LeZazous August 12, 2018

Pether nortal

Nether portal, but the portal is filled with obsidian and the obsidian is filled with the portal.

Hey, is that a nether portal?
No, its a pether nortal.

by La9Gag January 19, 2020

tele-pathetic

Having psychic abilities that are useless in predicting the outcome of relevant events. Dreams and visions of this nature simultaneously provide enough facts to be disturbing, and too few facts to act upon.

"My brother and I are tele-pathetic, we both predicted that nothing important would happen today."

"If I weren't so tele-pathetic I would have known where in Nebraska the accident was going to happen."

by xccrash October 18, 2009

Pathetic

posting what you think of people's name on UrbanDictionary.com

seriously guys, it is pathetic.... i mean, look at chance

by foxkittfyre September 24, 2012

pathetic cringing little milksop

Far, far worse than a regular milksop; the pathetic cringing little milksop is not only an unmanly man, he may also be a whining little faggot, a crying sore loser, a truly pussywhipped man, a wholly dickwhipped woman, or other assorted wastoid.

Jake is such a pathetic cringing little milksop it ain't even funny -- the little bitch whines about anything and everything. He is truly an oxygen thief.

by Telephony December 17, 2011

Pathection

The purest, Plantonic manifestation of being pathetic.

Douglas achieved pathection by choosing to "Reply-All" because he didn't realize most of the recipients wouldn't care about him.

by PBMax April 17, 2008