popophobia

Having a fear of the police or any officer of the law.

Hey man, I would go with you to the police station, but I can't because I have popophobia.

by jacobymin June 12, 2007

Pedophobia

na. An acute fear or hatred of young people, ie; persons under the age of consent (16 in Western Australia).

"The principal of the school seems to suffer from pedophobia"

by Mell Kerr September 21, 2006

peniphobia

The fear of something that possesses a penis.

Whenever I'm around Johnny my peniphobia kicks in.

by pot harry August 7, 2011

Poophobia

A fear of poo

He has poophobia

by abc chicken August 8, 2021

Pintphobia

A person who is afraid, or cannot handle the full might of a 570ml pint of beer. Mainly due to either having exceptionally thin wrists or the inability to drink it fast enough before it becomes warm.

Guy 1: "OMG did George get us a round of Pots?"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's got a bad case of Pintphobia - he's probably wearing his mums vest again!"

by Pintsman Pat February 16, 2023

Pigophobia

the fear of waking up next to a fat pig (female, bitch, sandwich maker, etc.) after a night of drinking

hungover guy just awakening feels what he thinks is a fat pig so he asks "you a fat pig?"
she says "no"
he says "good because i have pigophobia"

by themonty February 27, 2011

Phonophobia

When a person feels a high level of anxiety at having to use the telephone; a phobic response to making calls possibly due to social awkwardness.

1.
Steve - "The boss told me to call our whole client list, but faced with all those people to phone I started to hyperventilate."
Jess - "Woah dude, you have a case of phonophobia big time."

2. I knew I had to call up my insurance company and complain, but I started dreading the awful hold music and my phonophobia got the better of me.

by Posing A Threat December 18, 2012