Pwanker

This is the act of masturbation. Where a male uses a pillow wrapped round his penis and rapidly moves it up and down in an arcing motion. This is most commonly performed by people going by the name Jordan.

Moving a pillow wrapped around a penis up and down to climax. Known as pwanking, you are a pwanker

by Jon Beere. August 7, 2011

planking

Parkour for people who can't move fast

Jimmy: Did you see that pic of Ben planking on a police car?
Matt: Yeah, I lol'd when I saw it. I heard Ben's too slow to parkour.
Jimmy: Lol yeah, I heard that too. But planking is still as chill.

by TehChingsta June 14, 2011

Planking

Probably the most stupid thing you will ever see in this world. If you see something stupider than that, you can kill yourself. Planking is recognized by some as a "sport", -which I say, if they insist calling it a sport, then it's gotta be the only sport americans can practice.-

It consists in one dumb moron laying down with his face on the floor. Believe it or not, one person got killed while practicing this "sport".

Matt: Hey Steve, have you seen the pictures of me planking?
Steve: Of you doing what?
Matt: Planking! Here, check it out.
<shows the pics>
Steve: Big deal, dude. That's what I do every night to sleep.

by Guilherme133 July 9, 2011

planking

When one proceeds to lie flat on a dangerous/unusual surface, with their hands by their sides. A photo is then taken of the planker, and posted online. It is a competition to plank in the most unusual/dangerous place. People have died planking - yet it is still an internet craze. Its fucking stupid.

Dude, did you see that guy lying on top of that 8 storey high pole?

Yeah man, he was planking.

Oh. Get a photo before he fell?

by jahhman23 June 19, 2011

Pwank

The Act of pranking someone, while one of the 2 involved is masturbating (wanking)

Matteo totally pwanked Josh in the bedroom

by Cynkel April 5, 2017

hankie pankie

The red mark you get after someone slaps you w/ the phalanges

Sydney gave me a hankie pankie because i make fun of her broken phalange

by Gendersex February 19, 2018

Pranking and wanking

An english phrase
When you prank call some-one who you have a crush on and you prank them for a week+ and when after you prank them you wank(masterbate) over them

Johnny was pranking and wanking over Sarah

"Hey Dave i keep getting pranked"
"Yeah its probably Eddie pranking and wanking

by Superjordz August 20, 2007