Strong's Law of Pizza

In any setting where two or more pizzas are ordered and one of them is vegetarian, it is an irrefutable observation that the leftover pizza is always vegetarian.

Associated Findings:
- People always over-estimate how many vegetarians are in a setting because they are so vocal about their habit
- Vegetarians don't eat much
- Vegetarians will eat the cheese pizza because it is meat free

I was starving this morning and dying for leftover pizza from the party. Sucked because all that remained was the terrible vegetable pizza. Strong's Law of Pizza

PS - Dear editor, try this out. Buy pizza for your staff. Make one in three vegetarian and if I am wrong about what is left over send me a note and I will pay the pizza bill. Guaranteed!

by BigChris March 29, 2015

Out Pizza The Hut

For Centuries, People have tried to make a pizza better than that of pizza hut's.

However, According to The Holy Pizza Book by mamamamamiaaa, Chapter 12, Papa John : Thou shall not out pizza the hut for he shall be punished with unpeeled Pineapple on his pizza.

So be cautious young padawan

Rony:WTF John!!! YOU OUT PIZZAED THE HUT!!! WE ARE DAMNED!! YOU IMBECILE!!

JOHN : It was a mistake, I didn't want to out pizza the hut.

by AbraDor February 5, 2020

Out pizza the hut

the worst war crime one can physically commit.

Jeff: I'm gonna out pizza the hut!

Jeffry: Jesus man, are you insane!?

by Commander Boomer February 21, 2020

Pizza shorts

Extremely tight jean short cut offs worn by a pizza maker, covered in flour and sauce.

Those are some tight pizza shorts!

by Kkkrazy123 September 18, 2016

Pizza Ridge

The ridge on the roof of your mouth that always seems to burn and peel when you are too impatient to wait for your pizza to cool down.

Toby burned his pizza ridge after taking a bite of the hot pizza. Damn that molten tomato sauce.

by Vivi. December 29, 2019

Pizza Box

Near universal slang in the U.S. Marine Corps for the lowest passing rifle or pistol qualification (Marksman) because of the appearance of the badge one earns for that low of a score.

"I'm going to qual expert on the range this year"
"Doubt it. The only thing you're going to get is the pizza box"

by Pylon0311 October 1, 2012

Pizza Mozzarella

The most beautiful thing on this Earth that is far superior to three cheese tortellini

Gyro: Pizza Mozzarella, Piza Mozzarella, rella rella rella rella

Johnny: Wow that is catchy. Specifically the "rella rella rella rella" part

by TheBookshelfVanished March 11, 2019