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one putt

Task that is expected to be relatively easy but, if not done properly, can turn into an embarrassing nightmare.
CBS executives: “Here Dan – here’s the latest on the Bush Air National Guard story. The docs show Bush’s superiors thought he was a schmuck, too. This is a one putt story if I’ve ever seen one – run it tonight at 6.”
by workinglate February 8, 2007
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Patton

A fairly common last name with Scotch-Irish origins literally meaning "the superior family." People with this last name were revered endlessly and praised as "the smartest, most attractive, and most popular" in any group.
"Have you met that kid John? He's so cool you would think he was a Patton."
"He is!"
by JTP3XP December 3, 2007
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putted

A word people use when they skipped a few English classes.
This is, in fact, not a real word.
I putted on a dress
by AyaTheDoggo February 15, 2021
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Putsovagalism

Putsovagalism: puts the PEOPLE in screenshots
Putsovagalism: Putsovager Cyka Blyat
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Putlocker and chill

When you want to Netflix and chill with someone, but are too poor to afford Netflix and have to use the free, completely legal option of Putlocker.
'Are you and Eleanor a thing then?'
'Yeah, we're gonna putlocker and chill tonight'
by TopKek420 November 1, 2015
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putpocketing

The opposite of pickpocketing. Involves placing something into someone's pocket without their knowledge. Often used by street performers or musicians as a promotional tool. Can also be great fun with strangers and random embarrassing items.
No one came to my last show. Time to try putpocketing the flyers!
by Dharma Midget November 7, 2016
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Mike Patton

A man who recorded his first album in 1989 with influential band Faith No More and promoted Mr. Bungle (the best bnad ever) in the process, and then went on to work in Tomahawk and Fantomas, also gonad kicking groups. Also known as the best person in the music industry with a razorblade sense of humor and a tendency to work 14 things at a time like a motherfucker.
by Anal Cunt July 29, 2003
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