pusstache 

When a male with facial hair performs oral sex on a female who hasn't showered recently, his moustache and beard will pick up the odour of the female's genitalia. When this happens the male will be carrying a pusstache on his top lip until he's able to wash his face.

Huey: 'I had too many beers the other night and went home with that sweaty girl who works behind the bar.'
Dewey: 'Don't tell me you...'
Huey: 'I must have done, because the next morning I had a pusstache so strong it made the flowers in my kitchen wilt. and they were plastic!'

pusstache by Carpet Muncher November 10, 2008

pusswacker 

1. Someone who wacks pusses
2. Someone who has sex with multiple partners.

Hey Justin, Stop wacking pusses!

pusswacker by Cameron Michelle July 3, 2005

PussyCream 

PussyCream is the Fragrant & Sticky Vaginal Secretions remaining in the crotch of a Woman's Panties after she has worn them for several Hours, or maybe even ALL day.

The "remains' may consist of all or part of her Sweat, Pussy Juices, Urine or maybe even some remains from her latest Orgasm or Squirting Fluids.

PussyCream is the Fragrant & Sticky Vaginal Secretions remaining in the crotch of a Woman's Panties after she has worn them for several Hours, or maybe even ALL day.

The "remains' may consist of all or part of her Sweat, Pussy Juices, Urine or maybe even some remains from her latest Orgasm or Squirting Fluids.

"Do you see those slimy white streaks on Mary Beth's dirty panties? That's her"PussyCream".

Yes that's her "Pussy Cream", and I love it when she asks me to lick her up, and clean her really well"

PussyCream by pleazu1 November 23, 2019

pussnacho 

to pour warm nacho cheese over a womens vagina, and then to fuck her in the snach, when you almost cum turn her around stick it inher ass, then you pull out dip the penis in the cheese and ask for oral sex it not a pussnacho untill she agree :)

Tripp: "Rob what did you do last night?"

Rob: "damn dude i had one hell of a night"

Tripp: "i bet i had a worse night..."

Rob: "Dude, no i smell like cheese"

Tripp: "oh ya?"

Rob: " i gave this bitch a PUSSNACHO"

Rob: "TWICE"

Tripp: "thats why you smell like blue cheese lol"

Rob: "....Fool, its nacho"

pussnacho by Chief Bound Her Hard June 7, 2009

pussycaching 

1. When you walk around in the woods looking for treasure with a gps instead of a compass. Alternatively known as geocaching.
2. When a man sets up a rotation of women that he can have sex with casually.
also pussycached, pussycache

1. Howard is going pussycaching with his wife in the woods. Dude needs a compass!

2. Matt is totally being over run by his pussycache; he needs to get rid of a few of those women.

pussycaching by Ferndien September 16, 2012

pustacheo 

A crude sex act involving a man with a mustache, an oreo cookie and a vagina. First the oreo cookie is inserted in the vagina. Next the man with the mustache feeds from the vagina as best he can and tries to ingest the oreo cookie. If all is successful, then the act is considered a pustacheo.

man one- "Hey I just walked in on Hitler last night with his mistress! He was eating an oreo cookie out of her vagina! I should try that sometime!"

man two- "What?!?! you've never had a pustacheo?"

pustacheo by cavemann December 13, 2008

Pusstachio  

When you're so deep your nuts are in her pussy.

That bitches vagina was so big I could give her a pusstachio and she wouldn't even know it.

Pusstachio by ballsintitties January 6, 2009