Pussy Licker

A person, typically a female, who is overly enthusiastic or sycophantic in their admiration and support for someone, often to an excessive or obsequious degree. This term is considered a female counterpart to "dick rider," implying that the person is metaphorically "licking" up to someone in a manner that is overly eager or fawning.

"Why does she always have to be such a pussy licker around the popular girls? It's like she can't think for herself."

"Being a pussy licker won't get you far; people respect those who stand on their own two feet."

Pussy Licker by caseoh's lost brother June 23, 2024

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National Pussy Licker

A pedophile who got struck by lightning.

Boy 1: This National Pussy Licker just licked my pussycat.

National Pussy Licker by SkvllF4c3 January 30, 2023

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Locked pussy

A woman who is so picky that she rejects almost all men.
She is so picky that she will reject someone if the wind is not blowing just right.
Some estimate that it includes as much as 90% or more of all women.

I ran across another locked pussy.

Locked pussy by Deep Blue 2012 August 12, 2009

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pussy faggot dick licker

When either: a) kids drink baby shots (usually half filled of less), and choose "tipsy" labeled shot glasses when given many other options
b) kids get a rash on their chest from not being able to handle the greatness of hard liquor (specifically rubinoff)
c) kids who play dizy bat and don't finish their beers and end up letting half the foam drip out of the end of the bat after they "chug"

Chris: "Hey don, that kid over there is a pussy faggot dick licker. He pours shots like a woman"
Nick: "Hey Chris, this pussy faggot dick licker is getting a rash after three shots"
Don: "Hey nick, who is that pussy faggot dick licker wasting beers, emptying the dizy-bat for no reason?"

pussy faggot dick licker by cashflowmofo October 6, 2011