pussivitis

When a girls pussy smells like mustard

-Man, my finger smells like mustard.
--You've been fingerin that nasty girl with the pussivitis, haven't ya??
-Yup.

by Claytone January 19, 2008

Pussyitis

Getting or Feeling sick after crying or being too much of a bitch. The final stage before getting on your shit

Damn bro I’ve been crying all day and now I think I got pussyitis

by Swinny4 December 13, 2019

pussyitis

A condition people get by not listening to enough metal.

"He doesn't like Iron Maiden? Damn, he must have a serious case of pussyitis."
"Yeah, he needs to go to the doctor and get a prescription for a pair of testicles."

by Nobsocks December 30, 2008

Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl

A disease where Justin puts his penis down every couch he sees. Similar/ often confused with strep.
In reality you put penis everywhere.

Justin has Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl again, maybe he’ll rub some fucking dirt on it or take a cough drop this time and stop being a fucking idiot dumbass.

by ManeBro69 June 8, 2022

Pussyitis

When someone is to scared to fight and scared to get in trouble. It’s also used by people who can’t fight or like men those type of people suffer from a rare type of pussyitis

“Oh nooo i might like men and can’t fight I must have pussyitis”

“I might get in trouble and I don’t want that again, I might have pussyitis”

by Doctor Sinns September 7, 2022

Pussiatis

A serious illness, inflicting many of the youths today, although it has been present throughout history. It is the medical term referring to someone who suffers from being a pussy.

"Hey, what's wrong with John? Why isn't he coming to the gym with us?"
"Oh yeah, he is currently suffering from stage 5 pussiatis."

by JJohnson98 May 30, 2023

Punkinitis

a purple goblin like creature that sucks the soul from it victims seen all over the world

“the purple punkinitis will eat all you mufuka’s”

by DaMastaBlasta November 11, 2023