guy 1: Dude, whats wrong? You couldn't hit water if your fell out of a boat.
guy 2: Sorry, I have no depth perception in this lighting.
guy: Did you enjoy watching the movie last night?
girl: No, I had no depth perception.
guy 2: Sorry, I have no depth perception in this lighting.
guy: Did you enjoy watching the movie last night?
girl: No, I had no depth perception.
by ToastyToast69 August 24, 2016
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I have TSP: Textra Sensory Perception -- I KNEW that my gf was going to text me, and a half a second later, she did!
by Shiloticus2 October 31, 2011
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A mediocre public relations practicioner with average abilities who projects himself/herself as an expert and somehow gets away with it by hiding behind a huge table in a small office.
Pardon me but you will stop kissing asses from this day forward you perceptions purveyor of a writer!
Just do your job and stop fancying yourself a perceptions purveyor, it reeks of dishonesty, malintent and ambiguity.
Her well crafted article was so nice if it weren't for the by-line which makes it obviously written by a perceptions purveyor.
Just do your job and stop fancying yourself a perceptions purveyor, it reeks of dishonesty, malintent and ambiguity.
Her well crafted article was so nice if it weren't for the by-line which makes it obviously written by a perceptions purveyor.
by El Morbo April 16, 2007
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Your perception of Jesus' words in <bible reference> is quite funny. Maybe we could you your own radio show for this shit! I'm sure that faggot show would love to have you.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
Get the Your perception of mug.Incessantly badgering someone to either give you some money from his handbag, or to purchase an expensive/unnecessary handbag dat you want.
I recently got a ride from a middle-aged lower-middle-class remarried dude who told me dat his "cute but costly" ex-wife had been "raised on money" (i.e., excessively pampered by her upper-middle-class family), and so not only did she not understand the concept of everyday frugality, but she had actually talked him into buying an extremely expensive (nearly a thousand dollars!) handbag dat she wanted "just to feel stylish". He eventually had to divorce her, and it was indeed largely due to her constant pursecution.
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After not getting elected to office plus other failures he experienced, including not finding his correct mate, Isitin Jones slid into a state of hypo-perception.
by but for September 21, 2018
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After not getting elected to office plus other failures he experienced, including not finding his correct mate, Isitin Jones slid into a state of hypo-perception.
by but for September 21, 2018
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