Forensic Proctologist

Someone who looks up your arse to see what crawled up there and died

Man you need a forensic proctologist. That is pure evil.

I went to see a forensic proctologist but he choked to death when I farted.

by Smelly Fella January 17, 2009

PROCTOLOGIST

Also known as: A shitty job.

Ernie: You know Burt, McDonald's would go under if you weren't there to run the frier!

Bert: Yeah, I'm a regular proctologist.

by Big Turd Burgler April 10, 2008

NEURO-PROCTOLOGIST

A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL THAT STUDIES THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN SOMEONES BRAIN, NERVOUS SYSTEM AND THE SHIT THEY HAVE ACCUMULATED IN IT.

ALL POLITICIANS ARE SUCH SHIT HEADS, THEY NEED A WEEKLY VISIT TO A NEURO-PROCTOLOGIST!!

by PROFESSOR C-YA May 12, 2009

pocholo querubin

A handsome, well mannered , tender with a soft delicate heart who enjoys long walks by the beach and online surfing.

A young woman recently went out on a blind date hoping to meet a guy like Pocholo Querubin. The night ended horribly.

by Bobits Arevalo September 25, 2011

Proctologist

A person that brown noses so much they may as well have been a proctologist.

You've kissed so many arses you must be an expert by now.

You've got your head so far up his arse you should be a proctologist.

by Tatty 2 March 26, 2013

mobile proctology

In 100 years I will be considered the grandfather of mobile proctology.

I started my mobile proctology business in the mid 90s in a 1985 Club Wagon. First checkup is free!

We are considering going public.

by Tha Cuddla January 25, 2005

Toothbrush Proctology

Toothbrush Proctology is a revolutionary new procedure where your doctor checks up your anus for interior hemmorhoids using a toothbrush

Yeah dude my doctor had to use toothbrush proctology in my yearly exam to check for any problems. Wait a minute. What do you mean there is no such procedure? Oh crap then why did I like it so much? So should I call a lawyer or schedule another appointment for tomorrow? Its covered by my insurance you know.

by snausages333 October 22, 2006