the act of a male hot gluing pennies onto his penis, then proceeding to ram a girl in the ass. While doing so, the male then sets her hair on fire, throws her out a the window of a four story building, severely injuring her, then steeling her tv.
Jake: "i gave this chick a Louisiana purchase the other day. My dick still hurts but the tv was worth it."
Jack: "Very nice!"
Jack: "Very nice!"
by jdubs9486 March 3, 2010
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It's called a purchase, because sooner or later you're going to pay for it.
It's called a purchase, because sooner or later you're going to pay for it.
by Ponch 3:16 August 10, 2018
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An Alzheimer's Purchase is when you buy something online that takes so long to be delivered, you forgot you ordered it in the first place.
Girl: You like my necklace?
Boy: That's very nice! Where did it come from?
Girl: I bought it online, but it took so long to get here, I forgot about it.
Boy: Nice Alzheimer's Purchase!
Boy: That's very nice! Where did it come from?
Girl: I bought it online, but it took so long to get here, I forgot about it.
Boy: Nice Alzheimer's Purchase!
by AluMiNuM7777 December 3, 2013
Get the Alzheimer's Purchase mug.1. when someone who is ugly/lame looks really attractive; when you find yourself having mad bone for someone who, in the real world, you would laugh at with your hot friends. this disease affects 99% of students at purchase college. it is not sexually transmitted, though it does cause victims to have a lot of sex with people who, when seen in the dining hall later, will cause them to barf a little in their mouths.
2. purchase goggles doesn't only apply to how one percieves another who is ugly/lame, it is also representative of how one approaches their love life. one might be wearing purchase goggles when they start feeling as though there are like 5 guys in the whole world and they must start liking one of them or they'll be alone forever. there are millions of men in the world and they are not all dancers and painters. one day, post-purchase, you'll find someone who did not have sex with the same 5 people you've had sex with, and in the rare instance that this does happen you will not have to find this out by seeing them together in the dining hall. (please note: actors do not apply because no one should ever be dating an actor to begin with. this is another topic entirely)
2. purchase goggles doesn't only apply to how one percieves another who is ugly/lame, it is also representative of how one approaches their love life. one might be wearing purchase goggles when they start feeling as though there are like 5 guys in the whole world and they must start liking one of them or they'll be alone forever. there are millions of men in the world and they are not all dancers and painters. one day, post-purchase, you'll find someone who did not have sex with the same 5 people you've had sex with, and in the rare instance that this does happen you will not have to find this out by seeing them together in the dining hall. (please note: actors do not apply because no one should ever be dating an actor to begin with. this is another topic entirely)
if any of the following applies to you, you are most definately wearing purchase goggles.
example of def. 1: chubby dancers, guys with plugs, guys with bald spots, guys with bad haircuts in general, guys who drink cobra, guys who will buy you drugs, guys with moustaches, guys with cars, guys with bands, guys with cool/hot friends, guys who were raised in manhattan, guys who live in brooklyn, guys with big bathrooms, guys who look like hot guys you can't have, guys who wear tight black clothes, guys with girlfriends, guys with boyfriends etc.
example of def. 2: when any combination of the above start to look like someone you could bring home to your parents.
example of def. 1: chubby dancers, guys with plugs, guys with bald spots, guys with bad haircuts in general, guys who drink cobra, guys who will buy you drugs, guys with moustaches, guys with cars, guys with bands, guys with cool/hot friends, guys who were raised in manhattan, guys who live in brooklyn, guys with big bathrooms, guys who look like hot guys you can't have, guys who wear tight black clothes, guys with girlfriends, guys with boyfriends etc.
example of def. 2: when any combination of the above start to look like someone you could bring home to your parents.
by zachary pace December 9, 2008
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Get the pocket purchase mug.A procrastination purchase, is a an unnecessary purchase of an item for the sole purpose of deviating from a set task or assignment.
Procrastination purchases generally involve online shopping.
Procrastination purchases generally involve online shopping.
I'll take a quick break from my assignment because I really need a new pair of jeans.
*Two hours and 150 dollars later*
Well that was a procrastination purchase, I should really do this essay, it's due tomorrow...
*Two hours and 150 dollars later*
Well that was a procrastination purchase, I should really do this essay, it's due tomorrow...
by RainbowSquiggy October 2, 2012
Get the Procrastination purchase mug.a chemical reaction that occurs when thousands of misfit hipster types descend upon a shitty post industrial pseudo campus, finding other oddlings such as themselves, do truly exist, and proceed to become extremely intoxicated, whilst listening to their uncle and his drinking buddies play shitty music in the the student center.
however there are a minority of oddlings immune to this ghastly reaction, who just happen to be some of the most amazing people you'll ever meet.
however there are a minority of oddlings immune to this ghastly reaction, who just happen to be some of the most amazing people you'll ever meet.
hey guys let's go to the co-op and get some of that piss they call coffee
yea! and then we can make some earplugs out of paper mache to bring to the show tonight.
rad.
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yea! and then we can make some earplugs out of paper mache to bring to the show tonight.
rad.
purchase college: see also, cliche, poser, bad taste, bubble of smug
by girlonstilts June 15, 2009
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