Planometer

(Plan*om*eter)When you plan your day or a certain period of time so rigid, you are defined by others as a Planometer

Stop being such a planometer! You always have such a strict schedule,that you never have any leisure time

by MoMento May 24, 2015

pussometer

Handy tool for keeping track of the potential pussy you may receive in a week.

Kaleb always forgets his pussometer at home but lucky for him, Tim always brings a spare. pussypussy meter

by SuperDaddySweetDick March 22, 2016

pyrometer

The gage used to measure how hot a girl is.

Yesterday me and John sat on the beach using our pyrometer to rate the girls walking by.

by Carlboats April 17, 2018

Penimeters

Units of measurement used to measure a micro penis. Individual units are extremely small thus giving the impression that one's member is larger than is actually is. One inch is equal to 10 penimeters.

Jon likes to say his dick is 40 penimeters long instead of 4 inches.

by fingerbangyourgrandma January 26, 2019

PioMeter

PioMeter pee-ah’-mi-tur

Unit of measurement often used in Columbus, OH after its namesake sailor who, on the first ever Bahama Cruise, reckoned he was in India. 1.0 PioMeter = 8.0 feet.

Whilst rigging the Santa Maria’s mainsail with a 2 PioMeter line, the yoeman only needed 2 feet and so he discarded the 14 foot remnant.

by Weeeebie April 30, 2020