unexpected burp

when a burp takes a unholy ammount of time to occur

Good god man, you good?

Yeah its just this unexpected(BELCHES WITH THE MIGHT OF FUCKING ZEUS) burp.

say that again?
unexpected burp.

by Chili Bobsleds. November 7, 2021

unexpected item in bagging area

used to say "that girl has a penis" without saying "that girl has a penis".

TikTok: *Shows a video of a girl brushing her teeth*
Comments: Unexpected item in bagging area, you guys!

by Lyrosity April 5, 2023

unexpectedly

The favorite adverb of major news organizations when describing dreary economic news since 2009. It is believed to have originated around May 19, 2009, when Reuters reported "new U.S. housing starts and permits unexpectedly fell to record lows in April . . . denting hopes that stability in the housing market was imminent." Has since been incorporated into the style book of the Associated Press, as well as other journalistic entities.

Anticipated to remain in the forefront of economic reporting until the end of 2016, when it will "unexpectedly" disappear from the landscape.

"The pace of expansion in the U.S. manufacturing sector unexpectedly slowed in March, according to an industry report released on Monday."--Reuters, 4/1/13

"U.S. manufacturing unexpectedly contracted in November, falling to its lowest in over three years ..."--Reuters, 12/3/12

"Previously owned U.S. home sales unexpectedly dropped in March as a lean supply of properties kept the industry from generating a stronger recovery."--Bloomberg, 4/22/13

" Employers added fewer jobs than forecast in November and the unemployment rate unexpectedly increased ..."--Washington Post, 12/3/10

by RobinGoodfellow1 April 28, 2013

unexpected lane change

When you are doing your girlfriend from behind and pull it out of her vagina and put it into her ass suddendly.

My girlfriend turned into a bucking bronco when I pulled an unexpected lane change on her.

by DrSmooth June 5, 2005

Unexpected item in bagging area

Anal sex; taking the difficult brown; bum love.

The act of inserting the penis into an anus.

"I had an unexpected item in my bagging area last night"
"I wouldn't mind giving her/him an unexpected item in her/his bagging area"
"Stop! Unexpected item in bagging area!"

by cayman August 27, 2013

funexpected

(adj.) - something that is both fun and unexpected.

Whoa, you won courtside seats to the Knicks game tonight!?!? That is so funexpected!!!

by theparkness August 30, 2010

Unexpected Hounddog

When a person with a penis, in a sneaky manor, gets on on all fours like a dog, and tucks their penis and tesiticles between their legs. They then simultaneously shake it like a tail and howl at the moon, surprising an unexpecting bystander.

Chris walked around the corner and saw Jamen performing an unexpected Hounddog on the sink.

by Big-Rudy November 27, 2014