toilet pudding

Egregious diarrhea.

Don't eat at that taco truck, Jorge. You'll be up all night making toilet pudding.

by Dukeoferrl July 30, 2016

pandicorn

A magical mix of 70% panda, 30% unicorn, 100% magical

unicorn panda magical pandicorn

by Rob Bax November 3, 2013

pat pounding

pat pounding is where you and someone shag for so long you literally feel as if youve been pounded.

friend 1: courgh i had a proper shag lastnight. friend2: pat pounding?

by pat 101 April 16, 2017

Yorkshire pudding

Yorkshire Pudding, also known as batter pudding, is a dish that originated in Yorkshire, England. It is made from batter and usually served with roast meat and gravy. Moreover, this meal is served traditionally on special occasions such as Christmas served with standing rib roast.

Are you eating your standing rib roast with yorkshire pudding Carrol?
Why yes, Melanie

by david faustino November 22, 2012

Roranicus Pondicus

An endangered species, the Roranicus Pondicus is found most commonly in Leadworth. Their is only one known left in the world, as they all died out from various reasons. They are described as having beaky noses. A special feature of the Roranicus Pondicus is when they run, their arms flop everywhere.

Oh yeah. He's a roman too.

Girl 1: Hey, did that guy just get shot by a scaly alien? Is he ok?
Girl 2: Don't worry, it's a Roranicus Pondicus. He'll come back.

Girl 1: Did that guy just drown from a nurse alien mermaid? Is he ok?
Girl 2: No, it's a Roranicus Pondicus, he'll survive.

Girl 1: That Roranicus Pondicus just got disintergrated by an old woman!
*both laugh*

by casgetouttamyass June 18, 2011

Pudding Stain

A suspiciously large brown stain found on the back of articles of clothing. Quite possibly Doo Doo

The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste, her clothes don't match, there's a pudding stain on the back, it might be doo doo!

by El Zacko September 24, 2006

Chocolate Pudding Factory

This is a synonym for an anus which is experiencing problems with producing solid stools (likely due to over-consumption of Yeo Valley yoghurt) and is producing faecal matter that looks more like a melt-in-the-middle chocolate pudding than a healthy poo.

If you were to have sex with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would end up with your penis looking like a chocolate pudding, hence the name. If you engaged in pegging with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would likely end up with a Peg 'n' Pud.

"Wow, I think I must have eaten something funny. I have a stomach ache and I've got loads of gas emanating from my chocolate pudding factory!"

by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017