Ghostwriter Kate Punch is the most popular online chain letter today punching along all over myspace and facebook. It's "I Love You Kate Punch" anagrams to "Vulpine Acute Hooky" meaning: a "Crafty Sharp Hook”
The creepy chain letter goes:
“a skinny little 12 year old girl with dark hair, pale skin, wearing fun bright colorful make-up named Katie Punch was knifed bloody rot in her sleep the night she started her period by a creepy mad doctor with a hand of a hook, who was infatuated with her.
the murderer chanted “Vulpine Acute Hookey” as he stabbed her bloody dead. Katie wants revenge. now that you read this… in-between the click of the light switch, Katie Punch will enter your dreams tonight and hook you bloody rot to freaking hell.
she’ll stand next to you beside your bed… staring at you with one single bat of her spider lashes… and with a cheeky smile she’ll cut her finger with a hook that shines in the darkness… drawing ‘Love’ backwards “Evol” on your chest with her blood… then kill you the way the mad doctor stabbed her to death.
unless, you comment this story to 10 different people Katie Punch will not harm you. 1 out of 10 people you comment must start her period tonight. if not, you’re screwed… Kate Punch is coming to LovE youuuu.....
The creepy chain letter goes:
“a skinny little 12 year old girl with dark hair, pale skin, wearing fun bright colorful make-up named Katie Punch was knifed bloody rot in her sleep the night she started her period by a creepy mad doctor with a hand of a hook, who was infatuated with her.
the murderer chanted “Vulpine Acute Hookey” as he stabbed her bloody dead. Katie wants revenge. now that you read this… in-between the click of the light switch, Katie Punch will enter your dreams tonight and hook you bloody rot to freaking hell.
she’ll stand next to you beside your bed… staring at you with one single bat of her spider lashes… and with a cheeky smile she’ll cut her finger with a hook that shines in the darkness… drawing ‘Love’ backwards “Evol” on your chest with her blood… then kill you the way the mad doctor stabbed her to death.
unless, you comment this story to 10 different people Katie Punch will not harm you. 1 out of 10 people you comment must start her period tonight. if not, you’re screwed… Kate Punch is coming to LovE youuuu.....
by heDidAveryBadThing June 15, 2010
Get the Kate Punch mug.This is explaining how puñeta is used only in my country of Puerto Rico. I see many people not giving the right definition when mentioning Puerto Rico.
There are two ways used in P.R.:
1) Puñeta (never with an s on the end) is a vulgar curse word used for expressing frustration, in a sudden moment of scare or used to say "I don't give a damn or shit". Also other words that can replace this expression could be: "carajo, coño, mierda, cojones"
2) A "Puñeta" also refers to the act of masturbation and it also used in plural with an s at the end.
There are two ways used in P.R.:
1) Puñeta (never with an s on the end) is a vulgar curse word used for expressing frustration, in a sudden moment of scare or used to say "I don't give a damn or shit". Also other words that can replace this expression could be: "carajo, coño, mierda, cojones"
2) A "Puñeta" also refers to the act of masturbation and it also used in plural with an s at the end.
1) "¡Puñeta, no me sale!" (Puñeta, I can't do it!), "¡Puñeta, me asustaste!" (Puñeta, you scared me!), "¡Me importa una puñeta!" (I don't give a shit!)
2) "Me voy a hacer la puñeta." ("I'm going do a Puñeta to myself", I'm going to jerk-off), "Hoy me jalé como 5 puñetas." (Today I masturbated like 5 times)
2) "Me voy a hacer la puñeta." ("I'm going do a Puñeta to myself", I'm going to jerk-off), "Hoy me jalé como 5 puñetas." (Today I masturbated like 5 times)
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Is defined One Punch Man a Hero for Fun who is called "Saitama". He can defeat every single foe with a punch. Just one. Not more. Nothing else. Just one fucking punch.
by OneFuckMan December 27, 2015
Get the one punch man mug.During sex, either anal or doggy style, shit on your fist and deliver a violent jab to the face or back of your partner's head. The punch will only count as a shrek punch in the event sloppy greenish shit is used on the fist.
"Man, I'm never going to get a true shrek punch on Linda. My shit is always too solid and brown..."
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"Don't worry, you'll get lucky one of these times. Just eat more Taco Bell and White Castle."
by Mike0286 March 2, 2008
Get the Shrek Punch mug.A game where someone hits another in the ding-a-ling rather solidly while the other person is not looking.
by Phartman March 18, 2011
Get the Private Punchcock mug.Similar to the punch from the big African guy from the movie Barbershop, where someone in the background can be heard yelling, "That was a Safari Punch!"
by Milosmama April 20, 2008
Get the safari punch mug.Puncherello, named after officer John Poncherello, from the TV show CHIPS, is a game played while driving; requires two or more players. Object of game is to spot a police vehicle before other players do. First player to see a police vehicle and yell, " PUNCHERELLO" wins. Winner is rewarded by punching all other players on the arm. Game is continuous, never ends. Improves players skills of staying alert, aware, and on-the-lookout, for law enforcement. Multiple cop cruisers count for multiple punches. Police motorcycles, helicopters, horseback, and cyclists count, as well. Any player making a false or mistaken "Puncherello" will receive double the punches from all players. Yelling Puncherello while being pulled over by the police is an instant 20 punch win.
Puncherello is an awesome game; it keeps me aware of pigs, in the area. I stash my illegal items, punch my passenger, and make a quick getaway, before the pigs spot me. It is a win-win!
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