Urban Dictionary peer review

The term given to the panel of adjudicators who realise that your entry is just too damn disgusting, perverted and depraved to ever be allowed onto the Urban Dictionary site and instead you have to be content with an email alerting you to the fact that it won't be accepted and you simply have to scroll back and forth wondering what it would have looked like on the site possibly being enjoyed by many different people all over the world rather than just your eyes alone in your bedroom. You try not to take the rejection personally, however, it just east you up inside and so you decide to heavily edit your submission and try again. Eventually, it gets accepted but it's lost its bite due to the nature of the many edits made to it. You realise that you are just a sad old bastard with too much time on your hands so you go and fap before falling asleep in your own sweat and semen in your parent's basement.

"Hi Larry, did your Urban Dictionary term get accepted for the site?"
"No Douglas, it didn't get past the Urban Dictionary peer review process."
"Never mind. Please don't try to be too sad about it."
"I need to cry now. Please take my dress off and leave and maybe come back later okay?"
"Sure thing dude although it does look good on me."

by mammarylane September 17, 2017

peers and seeds

In a torrent, peers are the people who are downloading and they are the people you share your files with.

The seeds are the people who are finished downloading, and they are the ones uploading the video so the peers have faster downloads.

peers and seeds:

peers: "ughh i need more seeds to download faster"
seeds: -currently uploading for the peers to download-

by patrick_star August 4, 2008

peerection

when you have to pee really bad but you have a boner, so you have to do that weird squat/lean forward thing.

"man, i woke up this morning and had the worst peerection."

by jerry_at_rick February 20, 2010

Puberty Christmas

The year following the period of puberty, in which friends and family (Possibly 'Santa Claus') give you gifts like Old Spice Deodorant, and Axe Spray, Axe Shampoo/Conditioner etc. instead of actual presents.

My grandma got me this Old Spice Swagger kit for my Puberty Christmas this year!! I can't wait to use it on the ladies!

by Kyle Brundage December 27, 2009

PeeRB

When you have to take a piss, but you'll be right back.

Boy texting his girlfriend: How are you?
Girl texting back to boyfriend: I'm fine. Oh hey, PeeRB
Boy thinking to himself: Oh OK, she's taking a piss. I wish I was there...

by Footybuck June 4, 2016

Puderet

Its friendly way to say 'rot urself' as a joke ; you can use it as a slang with your friends.

- Hi guys, puderet.
But it can also mean an insult like go to hell or die

Im so done with you. You puderet

by bivverspumps July 5, 2021

polyphonic puberty

During the period of which a boy becomes a man and his voice begins to break, the high pitched squeek this individual projects.

whay boy! thats a bad case of polyphonic puberty

by Jamal Ballerach August 15, 2007