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ninja poodles

Noun

the parody of of ninja turtles, except more ferocious, cuddly, and you can carry it in a doggie handbag. Likes to wear bows in hair and is trained to the highest degree.
guy 1 "Dude did you see the Ninja poodles last night?"
Guy 2 "FOL! I totally forgot!!"
by misstaken April 21, 2010
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Tummy Puddles

Upon conclusion of intercourse, one removes his sword from the tunnel and releases tummy puddles on the opposing partners stomach.
When I was just about to finish, I pulled out and gave her some tummy puddles.
by @SlickNick911 February 6, 2015
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Padoodle

A Padoodle is a whore and or slut that wants sex from many men, but none are willing to have sex with her. Not even brownbagged.
You know that chick over there, shes a padoodle, i think its cause she wears clothes that are way to small for her ass.
by Eric Schait September 14, 2008
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rolling puddles

It is a term used in crystal methamphetamine-smoking circles. Street names for Crystal Meth include ice, glass, speed, etc. When you load the product into your oil burner to smoke it, you have to carefully introduce the glass bowl to heat, like a lighter or butane torch, every time to want to hit it. Once it is hot enough, the solid drug in the glass bowl will momentarily become a liquid form. You then have to move that small amount of liquid drug side to side slowly by rotating the piece--"rolling puddles"--to avoid burning and wasting the drug if it just stays in one spot.

Once the glass piece cools, the drug in the bowl begins to crystallize and reform back into a solid. And if you want to hit it again, you have to roll some more puddles...
Kim: "Hey Pam, do you want to go clubbing tonight?"
Pam: "Nah, I'm really beat from work. I'm just going to stay home. I'm probably gonna end up rolling puddles with some Netflix.
Kim: "Hey, that sound better on second thought! I'll come over and show you my new pizzo!
by Borgata November 22, 2015
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Poodlesticks

An alternate to words such as "Dang" or "Darn it".
Sara: You missed out last night, it was fun!

Me: Oh! Poodlesticks!
by Chelty January 21, 2009
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puddles

Large, strange shaped nipples. Puddles are generally found on boobs sized C and up. As the titty (and the girl ) increases in size... so does the chance for puddles. Puddles are similar to pancake nipples but not exactly the same. Puddles tend to be a brownish color almost like chocolate milk, and are much stranger shapes!
"I really thought her tits were going to be nice, but the nips we're an odd color and the shape of fucking illinois!... definite puddles"
by Johnny5ive August 21, 2011
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Puddles McGee

A girl that leaves puddles on your bed, during or after sexual activity.
Dude like omg, shes such a Puddles Mcgee. Help me wash my blankets mom.
by Team Voltron January 1, 2006
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