pud

semi hard wood. a not hard not soft prick.

i beat her about the head & face w/ my pud until it turned to wood.

by action von jakson September 30, 2004

pud

A short, retarded, shriveled nut sack. Commonly associated with chodes

Dude you gota pud.

by guy wearing black January 8, 2004

pud

a small baby sized dick

Oh, man you have a pud like my brother!

by apelikepresident January 19, 2005

pud

a giant scrotum sucking ass nugget.... who never returns ure calls

tell that b*tch to f*cking to touch herself in her room while i masterbate to porn and touch my pud. Lee is a ass hole

by jimmy bean December 18, 2003

pud

A too easy task or job for a REAL man to do. It can be used in jest or serioulsy about a coworker or friend or even an enemy.

Stupid goober, you always take the pud job.

by old49er July 16, 2010

pud

(P)ost
(U)rination
(D)rip

After you shake it and like 2 minutes later you feel a warm sensation in your pants, that's pud. This phenomenon is sometimes caused by a mis-aligned fly which can cut off the flow of the urethra.

by Marklar420 April 21, 2006

pud

(1)scrotum, dickwad. (2)flaccid penis...opposite of "boner."

by Ben April 12, 2003