public school

U.S. public schools are shitty prisons where kids learn to hate math, english, history, science, and physical ed. that's why we have a problem with having too many uneducated, illiterate, and obese people in america. everyone who doesn't have an extra $30,000 to spend sending their kids to private schools are forced to make them go to public school. teachers can't be fired after working at the school for 2 years, so you get lots of shitty old teachers that don't care about their students because they know they can't lose their job. the school's main focus is preparing students for the standardized tests, which have such low expectations it's unbelievable.

public school kid: fuck i hate school! when the fuck am i going to use this shit?

private school kid: i don't give a shit about school but it doesn't matter because i'll get into harvard anyway.

by ohaiitsme May 1, 2011

Public Butt

Public seats are dirty....just use your imagination. Once you sit your pants down on a public seat, you now have "public butt" because whatever disgusting stuff that was on the seat (from the thousands of other butts that have sat there) is now on your pants. For all you know, the guy that sat in that seat before you could of had some diarrhea that leaked through his pants and now its rubbing off on yours. Disgusting isn't it. One should think twice about tainting seats, beds, or couches in their house once they have "public butt."

Don't sit your "public butt" on my clean bed sheets.

by Empty Bin February 1, 2013

Suppressed Public Dancer

Noun.

A person who often would like to break out into dance in full view of the public but refrains from doing so due to social constraints.

I am an SPD.
What's that?
A Suppressed Public Dancer.

This sucks! The music playing in this mall is so catchy I just want to start dancing right here! But I can't. I hate being a Suppressed Public Dancer.

by 1st Official SPD October 3, 2009

Certified Public Accountant

Certified Public Accountant- A professional accountant who has passed a series of extensive exams administered by the American Institute for CPAs (AICPA). The CPA is qualified to represent cases before the IRS. The CPA may also provide consulting services, tax or financial advice, audit and attestation services, and general accounting tasks.

Having fun with numbers and a love for turning the mess of other entities into a simple and accurate spreadsheet.

Myself and others licensed by their respective state Boards of Accountancy to use the CPA designation and hold themselves out to the public as "Accountants."

Oh crap, the investors, creditors, management, and qualifying governmental entities need financial information, better call a Certified Public Accountant.

by Matt, CPA August 30, 2006

Public Toilet Bingo

Passing someone coming out of a public/work bathroom and then trying to guess which stall they used so you can avoid sitting on a pre-warmed toilet seat.

1) I went to the bathroom after that fat guy from accounting had just used it...I lost big time at public toilet bingo

by MeffaKev August 27, 2010

Public figure

A title some people give them selves to hide the fact that they have no real job, implying that having a lot of followers on Instagram is a career.

Being a public figure is not a profession

by Cj_bon July 28, 2017

...was not published

'______' was not published: the title of a cruel, mocking email you will inevitably receive from Urban Dictionary after spending 30 minutes or more typing up a brilliant definition. They claim other users voted and decided not to publish your word, but really it was a shitty algorithm that only publishes acronyms (eg. 'SIUYA' - 'stick it up your ass')

Me: *painstakingly and eloquently defines 'the meaning of life'
Urban Dictionary: "'the meaning of life'...was not published"
Me: "SIUYA, Urban Dictionary. You've sucked since 2010"

by squiggular September 13, 2020