Puberty

That time in a parent's life where they start to notice that their water bill starts to increase as their big load of joy of a teenager starts aging.

They refuse to believe that's the reason why but it's true, puberty can get expensive.

(if you're still unsure of why this is happening,it's because your son/daughter masturbates frequently in the shower)

Mother: God donut rick! Our water bill is twice as much as it was last month! Is this a mistake?!

Father: Hunny... it's puberty.

by Hart07 August 25, 2014

pube salt

Pube salt is simply, pube dandruff

I got a mouthful of pube salt before going down on Kelly last night.

by zuzzy Foeller April 25, 2014

Pubes for Petroleum

A non-profit organization that encourages others to shave their pubic hair and give it to BP or Kevin Costner to help with the Flaming Verizon Sanchez clean-up.

On June 10, 2010 Robin Williams donated 14 bushells of hair to Pubes for Petroleum by shaving his balls.

by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010

Puberty

The worst years of your life

Man I went through puberty and I almost killed myself

by Wannasmellmyorange March 5, 2018

pube dazzle

Placing ones pubes into someone's phone cover so they stick out and tickle their face when they answer their phone.

I totally pube dazzled Jenn's phone last night after she wouldn't let me feltch her. She didn't know what a pube dazzle was and I said, "but you know what feltching is?"

by pubetastic July 13, 2009

Pubebacca

When you shave off all the hair on your head and pubes, then proceed to glue all your pubes on your head and legally change your name to pubebacca. And wonder the bush naked.

Lawrance:"Dude, you seen Jared Around?"
Caleb:"Nahha, think he's living as a pubebacca now."

by Redja rfeco June 22, 2018

Ginger Pubes

They are the cutest variation of pubes. They can be easily fashioned into a sensual red heart.

"Please don't shave your ginger pubes, honey, they're so rare that I feel like I'm fucking a Unicorn"

by Adeera May 27, 2017