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My pseudonym is hardboi69.
by hardboi69 October 24, 2018
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pseudosimianism

Noun. The belief that humans in offices can have as great a value as a monkey in the universe.
Pseudosimianism is based on the fundamental belief that an infinite number of humans in an infinite number of offices using an infinite number of computers will eventually type an e-mail of equal quality and value to that produced by a single monkey hammering away on a single typewriter for five minutes.
by Stuart Concannon March 10, 2005
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pseudonihilism

Generally, the disheartening reality of a teenager coming to terms with how cruel the world is or seems to be to them, and attempts that follow to rationalize their disenchantment in a grossly asymmetric way. I.E., the overreaction of one towards a rejection of God or intrinsic moral value.

They most often find themselves manifesting a sort of philosophy most akin to an undeveloped form of existentialism, damn Sartre's rotting bones. Some actually begin to identify with the true nature of their convictions, instead of carrying on the deception of being a 'nihilist' just for sake of a cute, anti-cultural label.

The complete rejection of all value, all truth, all knowledge, &c., is beyond most people's strength of will or conviction. In short, few but the raving lunatics of society can actually be accurately described in this manner -- most that use the word, simply demand the attention it garners for them in their social circles.

Pragmatically, it's nothing but another puerile ploy for attention in the youth, that have not (yet?) found their independence of belief.
The American Underground Nihilist Society; @ anus.com -- an outstanding large number of pseudintellectual crackpots, screeching like banshees under the muse of nihilism.

Most gothic sorts could be described as pseudonihilism.
by Blargz0 March 2, 2009
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pseudonym

Something that Urban Dictionary asks you for when you publish a word to the site. Something that the average human being would not know the definition to.
Your pseudonym: ____________
by imwideawake August 16, 2012
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pseudonazi

Somebody who strongly denies being a Nazi, yet believes all Jews must be exterminated and that Treblinka was a vacation spot. Identifiable by obsession with Jews and a tendency to link to creatively interpreted radar scans. This species may have different plumage than others of its type, preferring a profusion of American flags and crucifixes to the usual Swastikas, however it is speculated that they are actually closely related subspecies of Homo Dumbfuckus.
Pseudonazi: Only Jews are capable of committing evil. Their Talmud is full of satanic lies. Eg, the holohoax, which I can prove never happened because I have radar scans of Treblinka and you can't see any bodies!

Normal Person: Umm...I don't think that's really the Talmud. You just made that up. Oh, and that radar scan isn't really...

Pseudonazi: Jew! Jew! Jew! Quick, toss me some gasoline and rope!

Normal Person: *flees in terror*
by Mr. Normal May 9, 2007
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pseudonaja

A snake that is like a cobra, but isn't actually a cobra. One such snake is the eastern brown snake.
I have a pet pseudonaja.
by dumpster in a tree November 6, 2017
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Pseudonym

Nobody be named pseudonym.
by KristenCallaway January 3, 2019
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