Prune

A Prune is the kind of woman you take home to your parents with pride. She is the kind of woman that you can't get out of your head. She is beautiful, subtly the most intelligent person in the room, the most talented in the room as well, and yet she has no chip on her shoulder. She is the most down to earth, compassionate and loving creature you can find. A Prune is a keeper, a keeper that you wife up.

Prune is so great, you're lucky to have her bro.

by Akwanation September 1, 2019

prune

~scottish~
Slang
Someone that hasn't been winched yet. See winch

Girl 1: Are you still a prune then?
Girl 2: Yes. Are you?
Girl 1: No!
Girl 2: Who have you winched then?
Girl 1: Tell you later.

by Huni Buni June 6, 2005

Pruning

Fapping, or more commonly used as have sex in a bathtub

Me and my ex are pruning tonight, so I can't come to your party.

by StarGoat December 15, 2014

pruning

When one or more persons engage in sexual activities in water until their fingers become wrinkled like prunes

Holy shit! Ethan and Ceilidh pruned in the hot tub before we got in it!

pruning-when one or more persons engage in sexual activities in water until their fingers become wrinkled like prunes

by Team Squaaaaa November 5, 2015

Prune

A butt, typically called peune because of its roundness.

"Damn, he fell right on his prune and fractured it."

by CiMoneee October 26, 2016

Prune

Anal hymen (figurative). What a woman 'loses' the first time she engages in anal sex, i.e. surrenders her anal virginity. 'Prune' is to bum as 'cherry' is to twat. Does NOT apply to bum-buddies, whom Mother Nature has kindly ensured are born pruneless.

Last night I finally popped Natalie's prune.

by C. Hugh Chardon June 4, 2010

prune

Highly offensive term that pertains to straight males, sort of the straight version of the word "faggot". A more incendiary insult than sproog, which more or less means the same thing.

I hate you fucking prunes, you people are ruining our lives.

by Roberto Chavez Laliciousman October 16, 2006