Pruett

The act of defecating, masturbating, and crying, all simultaneously.

"Grandma, stop recording me and laughing hysterically while I Pruett."

by McGeeSuxBawlz June 27, 2018

Prittish

The ultimate potato king, the king of all potato kings, say bad about the potatoes and you will die a brutal terrible slow death, no potato king is superior, the god of potatoes

"all hail the potato king, Prittish."

by Prittishthepotatoking October 30, 2019

prittaconda

noun- a penis resembling the size, structure, and strength of the anaconda.

noun- a penis so great as to be in multiple places at a given time.

The prittaconda filled the air with stinch.

by sandjigga January 2, 2010

Anal pritt stick

When someone intentionally proplapses their anus and uses the now dangling anus to provide sexual pleasure to their partner by rubbing it in a "pritt stick motion" on their genitals

Cameron desperately wanted to try the anal pritt stick and who was I to deny him it ?

by Dr daddy January 30, 2018

Pritter

When you run out of glue so a man provides some jizz for your work.

Amy: 'Ahhhhh man, I have no glue for my coursework!'

Hubie: 'No worries baby, I got some pritter right here' ;)

by Jizzholder November 15, 2009

Prittle

To jump or hop merrily and with general joy, frivolity and abandon.

Yes.. he was so happy he just prittled straight off the cliff

by latinalatino April 25, 2011

Pritts

Pritts is short for the word "pretty" and is now used by younger generation females.

Lizzy: Hey Sara look at that sunset!!

Sara: That sunset is sooo pritts!

by kissmyarse405 March 15, 2011