boner protector

A pinny-like garment that restricts the protrusion of an erect phallus from interfering with other peoples day to day business.

I'm working with too many lush girls, I need a boner protector.

by DJ SH TA January 15, 2015

Ass Protector

When someone is always standing behind a girl with a nice ass. It could be a friend, boyfriend, parent, teacher, exc.

Krista has a nice ass but Justin has become her ass protector.

by pfi September 10, 2016

Fridge protector

Of some calls you a fridge protector they are saying you’ll do anything to protect the food in the fridge therefore calling you fat. If someone says this to you slap the shit out them.

Him: Shutchyo big fridge protector ass up
Me: *spaps the shit out this bum ass Biggs who think he can all me fat like nigga where*

by thatniggaaagabyyyy September 23, 2018

Semen protector

The protector of semen
There to protect you from sus videos online
Made popular recently due to Stanley.MOV's YLYL and sleep streams

Yo Virgil please be my semen protector and prevent this anime woman from stealing my semen

by Ageddevistation August 18, 2022

bunny ear screen protector

a screen protector for the iPhone X styled iPhones that does not cover the notch and therefore has so called bunny ears on the top left and right corners.

Samuel has a bunny ear screen protector.

by ThisIsMemeboi September 1, 2021

Protector

A person who escorts and/or watches over another (the “Charge”) to ensure that the other is safe and is not “hit on” unreasonably by others. A Protector can and often will allow others to interact with the charge. A Protector-charge relationship is usually an open relationship and can involve elements of Dominance, service, training and/or scening, at the option of the parties. The inclusion of these elements is usually left to express negotiation and agreement between the parties. A Protector-charge relationship generally is not expected to last for a long term, but generally may last for one or several months.

She attended her first BDSM with a Dominant friend acting as her protector.

by txtantra November 30, 2003

erector protector

A method originally developed by Sizzle, in which a pillow is used to hide an erection, during a movie or at another unacceptable time.

Woah, that's hot, I better get out my erector protector.

by T-DUBB 1991 October 25, 2007