Poofer

When someone doesn't let you ride out the sun roof while driving home.

Kelsey is a poofer

by Soames and Trent August 10, 2014

proofread

That brief moment after you utilize toilet paper for its intended purpose when you quickly inspect the content before discarding it.

I had to proofread my shit to check for corn.

by TheMonger May 17, 2006

profersonal

something used to serve both professional & personal needs.

I post my films & other works here, but I've also found so many old friends that it's really a profersonal Facebook page.

by RIJaybird March 31, 2009

poofer

a word that means the same thing as fart, only less vulgar.

talking to your sister, next to grandma, you say "oops! i poofered!"

by chelseeea_raaae June 16, 2007

peter poofer

What the drill sargeant from Full Metal Jacket uses to described a gay person.

Graham Norton is a peter poofer

by Adam Hall July 29, 2008

poofer

A cute guy from California who likes kitties and back massages

Did you see Kaylin talking to Poofer yesterday??

by Whaaaeeerr December 30, 2014

Poofer

A poofer is someone who blows smoke up other people's butts, i.e., tells people what they want to hear; a liar; distantly related to a brown-noser and a yes-man

Example 1

Person 1: "I can't believe how fast Jim has been promoted."

Person 2: "I can. The boss loves him because he's total poofer."



Example 2

Person 1: "I'm so impressed with Chris's knowledge of football. He knows every stastitic!"

Person 2: "Oh please. Can't you tell he's a poofer?"

by Heather Riley October 15, 2004