The somewhat, very magical talent, of somehow finding a way to injure yourself in any situation possible, despite the odds. People who are accident prone somehow defy all logic, space, and time and always seem to constantly hurt themselves anywhere no matter the situation.
Dammit Annie! I swear u gotta go to a doctor and get diagnosed with a very serious case of accident proneness!!!
A person who’s so clumsy it feels like they’re staring in the worst cartoon ever. Don’t ask this person to carry your drink, they’ll spill it and don’t trust this person with delicate family heirlooms.
Examples include Daphne from Scooby-Doo
Wow that person is so danger prone, she just dropped my moms favourite vase!
One of the most underrated sex positions that exist today. It requires the female to lie completely flat on her stomach while the man on top straddles themselves over her butt cheeks. This allows the male pin her down while he pumps his way into heaven.
Clyde: "Hey you know that brunette girlVeronica from the bars last night? She told me she loves anal so I brought her back to my place and proceeded to pound her poop chute with my throb knob bone prone style. The sight of her gorgeous dumper being penetrated while I vice gripped her hair made me powerless to go any longer. I pulled out, clenched my cock with the intensity of a thousand suns, and shot my ball snot all over her gaping brown eye."
2: Hagrid! I love that guy. Did you know he was accused of opening the Chamber of Secrets? Did you know he had a pet spider named Aragog? Hagrid likes dragons too. He was a member of the Order of the Phoenix. Did you know he brings Harry to the Burrow when Harry turns 17? Did you know...