Romnesia

A Side effect of Being a Republican Douchebag.

He developed romnesia after becoming a republican.

by jstuad October 30, 2012

pregnesia

A partial or total loss of who made you pregnant.

Doctor: Can you tell me the name of the father of the baby?
You: No... I don´t remember! *Crying*
Doctor: Well... My professional diagnose is that your suffering from pregnesia.

by DramaKing June 22, 2012

Romnesia

(noun) : the tendency to forget having previously taken a position on an issue that is the opposite of one's current position on the same issue.
Rick Ruiz

Ted Cruz's Romnesia strategy, just to oust opponents, is no strategy at all.

by Rick Ruiz September 9, 2016

pornesia

Forgetting to remove your naughty video from the DVD player after you rub one off before your wife finds it.
Caused by the brain shutting off for a bit after a good wank.

Vin: "So why are you in the wife's doghouse?"
Joe: "Oh, she found my copy of 'DP Teens 2' I forgot in the DVD player."
Vin: "Ha ha, sounds like a case of pornesia."
Joe: "Arg, happens everytime."

by Doc Irysch December 23, 2009

Romnesia

noun - a condition in which an intelligent and competent candidate gets elected and helps you forget four (4) years of ineffective and defective “leadership”.

"Wow! My life is great now that... that... that... what was his name? is no longer president. Thank goodness for my Romnesia!

by Mister Xena October 21, 2012

primenesia

When you order so much Amazon Prime that you don't remember what is in the box.

What's in that box? My Primenesia kicked in.....I can't remember what I ordered.

by Lightnin13 February 28, 2018

Primenesia

Noun/Prime-ne-sia.

When you order so much Amazon Prime that you do not know what is in the box when you receive it at your front door.

I saw an Amazon package at my door and realized that I had a sudden case of Primenesia.

by ACalifornia May 7, 2018