Pro-procrastinator

A person that never lets you get any work done and gets you constantly off topic.

Steve: How did your project with Brad go?
Tim: Terrible, he's a total Pro-procrastinator, I'm gonna have to do it all by myself tonight.

by Oldspice1234 March 6, 2010

procrastinator extraordinaire

Someone who always procrastinates, no matter what the situation.

Jenny is a procrastinator extraordinaire

by SarahE2009 February 6, 2009

Procrastinator's Decade

A period of 11 years. Analogous to a Baker's Dozen (the latter referring to a quantity of 13), a "Procrastinator's Decade" is a colourful description for the passage of time. See also 40 years (biblical).

Civil litigation: "This case must not be further delayed, My Lord, lest it drag on a procrastinator's decade."

by Dr. Strangevelo May 1, 2014

Procrastinatrix

Where the lines of reality and procrastination are blurred - A reality of which you no longer recognise what is productive and what is procrastination.

I spent 4 hours watching Youtube videos. It started out with lectures and I ended up watching interviews with psychopaths. Its too easy to slip into the Procrastinatrix these days.

by The Procrastinatrix March 26, 2018

Urban Procrastinary

The act of trying to come up with words to add on urbandictionary.com instead of doing your actual work.

I've spent 5 very productive hours in the library today and added like a dozen words on urbandictionary. Urban Procrastinary was one of them, how ironic is that!

by 3Wishes March 26, 2011

procrastinator

A lazy sod that does no work, just avoids it like the plague.

Can't be arsed to do anymore work today, who's up for a bit of procrastination ?

by Keri April 23, 2004

procrastinator

Someone who does some time-consuming shit and never gets off their lazy ass to get shit DONE.

You are a procrastinator just by reading this and not doing your damn work.

by This_is_not_your_pseudonym April 17, 2014