procrastibation

A brief masturbatory interlude separating a lengthy period of idle procrastination and a period of productive intellectual functioning.

"ahhhhhhh! thats better, now i can concentrate"

by ricemond December 3, 2003

procrastinator

Someone who delaying or postponing something.

Leaving study until the last minute therefore being a procrastinator
Leaving homework until the last minute therefore being a procrastinator

by Flipfro November 14, 2013

Procrastinator

A person who waits until the last possible minute to complete a task. A model of efficiency.

If you wait until the last minute, then it only takes a minute to do it.

He waited until the last minute to do it, he's such a procrastinator.

by SanDog3939 September 16, 2009

Procrastibate

To put off something to go masturbate.

"Go do your chores!"
"Nah, I'd rather go procrastibate"

by Recalibar February 28, 2009

procrastebate

The use of self satisfaction to delay duties etc.

I've been fired from my job because I would rather procrastebate then show up on time.

by Paula Esquivel May 7, 2008

procrastinatory

Of or relating to procrastination; describes someone in the act of postponing the fulfillment of a requirement because of lazy or selfish reasons.

Instead of doing the 5 hours worth of homework assigned as soon as she got home from school, Stephanie was procrastinatory and surfed the web until midnight.

by G. Thomas March 27, 2007

procrastinatey

The feeling when you procrastinate and know you shouldn't be

On YouTube watching 7 second videos for hours because you are feeling procrastinatey

by ProCrastinator August 25, 2013