–verb; to defer the action of crapping; delay: to procrastinate until your sphincter can no longer hold back the wave of poo attempting to break free.
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Procrapinating, Procrapinated, Procrapination, Procrapinator.
Related Forms:
Procrapinating, Procrapinated, Procrapination, Procrapinator.
Exmaple 1: Today, I was so lazy that I managed to procrapinate seven hours before finally giving in to my sphincter.
Example 2: I'm a chronic procrapinator.
Example 2: I'm a chronic procrapinator.
by TG (The Gift) July 30, 2009
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(noun)
1. a continuously rescheduled date or appointment (often, intentionally resulting in cancellation)
(verb)
2. to avoid going out with someone until they stop asking.
1. a continuously rescheduled date or appointment (often, intentionally resulting in cancellation)
(verb)
2. to avoid going out with someone until they stop asking.
1. After rescheduling five time, I finally realized it was a procrastidate.
2. She'll procrastidate for weeks sometimes.
2. She'll procrastidate for weeks sometimes.
by qnix February 6, 2006
Get the procrastidate mug.Procrastination Savings Time (PST) is the practice of allotting an extra hour when planning to do work to increase the chances of success.
TED: Hey Joe! have you done our homework yet?
JOE: No man, let's do it at my place, 6:00pm PST.
TED: It's settled then, works starts at 7:00pm!
Procrastination Savings Time (PST)
JOE: No man, let's do it at my place, 6:00pm PST.
TED: It's settled then, works starts at 7:00pm!
Procrastination Savings Time (PST)
by Fabio~ September 17, 2011
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What I am doing right now.
Le'ts get off of our lazy butts and get things DONE.
What I am doing right now.
Le'ts get off of our lazy butts and get things DONE.
"Clean your room!"
"blehhhh.... no. I'm tired."
"No you're not, you're just procrastinating."
Yeahh.. That was really bad. I'm lamee/:
"blehhhh.... no. I'm tired."
"No you're not, you're just procrastinating."
Yeahh.. That was really bad. I'm lamee/:
by aPseudonymer.. August 13, 2011
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by thearistocrat28 October 24, 2009
Get the Procrastination mug.The feeling of wanting something to grub on to avoid doing something else of more importance. The feeling is compulsive and often occurs at a time when you aren't even hungry.
Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: Where's your homework? Me: All Sunday I was planning on working on it, but I got the Procrastinatory Munchies and ended up not doing anything. Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: That would most likely explain your overall surface area..... Me: Did you just call me a lardass in smart guy language?!! At least I didn't spend my weekend procrasterbating like some bitch ass chemistry teacher I know.
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