Prolonged Eye Contact

An ancient sign to ward off evil, invented by Bo Burnham.

That kid just got vaporized when John made prolonged eye contact with him.

by Some Lonely Loser November 3, 2019

progonmar

The STRONGEST FAMILY in the WORLD with there members being (Nia The Grandma), (Rivvy the Grand Uncle), (Four The Dad), And (Joey the Son)

YOOOO PROGONMAR THE BEST FAMILY PULLING UP DRIPPED OUT NGL 😳😳😳

by Vriends October 8, 2020

cdesign proponentist

- noun. 1. A transitional evolutionary form found to exist between creationist and a proponent of the Intelligent Design "theory" (design proponent), also known colloquially as an "IDiot". The existence of this form was conclusively identified by plaintiff during the Kitzmiller v. Dover Area School District trial.

A cdesign proponentist believes in the biblical interpretation of the origin of life.

by Brian M Rapp December 10, 2007

procyonine

Like or resembling a raccoon

If you knew what procyonine meant before you saw this page, you are smart.

by Jerry D May 9, 2003

Poconos

A horrible dead end place where you'll be constantly suffocated by snow or the most disheartening form of human apathy imaginable. Every store here is a filthy, run down, redneck variant of it's other US counterparts. And at every turn in your life, the people that run half of them find new ways to fail you. The population consists of entirely of miserable boring old people and the poor misfortune souls who'd rather be somewhere else. Nobody grows into anything here, nobody is visibly happy, nobody has anywhere to go or meet up. You have potholes and shoprites almost exclusively. The people here almost seem like they're waiting to die and preoccupy the time they have alive completely deadened. Like these small towns are some sort of living lovecraftian entity that feeds off the shattered dreams and boredom of their residents until they are reduced to crumbling husks who just don't care about anything anymore. Deciding to screw over every other person around.

And Frodo drew his eyes to the proximal left of Sauron's Tower, upon the sad and dreary state of the Poconos. To see century old goblins with rotting teeth and glazed over eyes, bartering money for broken yet overpriced products and still he chose to walk up the volcano because the alternative just wasn't worth it.

by WorldsSaddestScallion March 28, 2022

Proctonumerology

The process of pulling numbers from your ass.

RIAA Spokesman: Every illegal download costs the record industry $5000.

Bill: Do you have evidence to back that up, or is it just proctonumerology?

by Bobby McGee Ain't Free December 30, 2010

Poconoyish

Of or like the poconos

“Yo, that two-sided pillow is cool. Checkered side for your main line friends and deer face for when you’re feeling poconoyish.
“Dead-ass, bro”.

by Hawley girl December 24, 2019