Problasterbating

The act of procasterbating by blasterbating.

I was so bored so I was problasterbating into the kitchen sink from across the room.

by TIME Lincoln March 18, 2011

projette

A minor project, typically achieved in a day or less

Today's projette was putting up shelves in the garage for ski storage

by MrWildebeast November 2, 2017

Problemjetic

Another word for a person whose problematic, meaning they’re in drama a lot and start a lot of beefs.

“ Brittney is so problemjetic, I hate her “

by Know Too Much December 10, 2018

Problefection

The combination of the worlds “problematic” and “perfection” to denote someone or something that is problematically perfect or perfectly problematic.

My friend is full of controversy and hypocrisy that I would say she is *chef’s kiss 🤌* problefection.

by LingDanc803 November 20, 2022

paolette

A girl who needs to pluck her eyebrows.

Dang girl, look at that paolette!!

by Blandtrebor January 20, 2008

russian poolette

it involves two or more people (but at least two) with one person shitting off a building, hill, tall balcony, treehouse or even a really tall ladder and having the other person shoot a arrow up their butthole and just before the arrow reaches the recipients butthole he or she moves and the arrow plunges into the shitters ass instead off the anus
WARNING: if the arrow enters the recipients anus call a ambulance immediately.
because you don't want a bunch of hooligans to give you the "clogged rolls Royce" which involves the removal of the arrow in a painful way.

Shaun: I was playing Russian poolette with sarah and it got stuck up my anus and then she gave me the clogged rolls Royce and the flossing string got stuck in my butt too!
Ahmed: ouch

by weedhead11111111111111111 May 7, 2018

Problemetts

A little annoying problem that just won't go away!

I have so many problemetts in my life that it's driving me crazy!

by Rose Hog July 22, 2007