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Optimus Priming

Optimus Priming (verb): "To crush, shatter, melt, detonate, or otherwise epically destroy a robot or piece of machinery, hostile or inanimate, with force exhibiting the extra terrestrial strength of a giant humanoid robot such as Optimus Prime"
usage:
(1. "Dude, your car is such a piece of shit, lets just get a sledge hammer and Optimus Prime it... "
(2. "My mom got angry when she caught me Optimus Priming our toaster this morning when I had clearly set the thing to "light" and not "burnt to a crisp cause I'm a robot bastard".. I sure showed it who's boss"
by Bootstrap Bill July 2, 2009
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big-pimping

conducting oneself in a pimplike manner, typically driving a car with B.L.A.D.'s. also associated with the spending of G's.
gee-whiz, Billy sure is big-pimping these days, with his new chromed-out hummer.
by LexWhite November 4, 2007
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pump-priming

Government action taken to stimulate the economy, increased government spending money in the commercial sector, cutting taxes to boost the economy, or reducing interest rates to stimulate the economy.
The goverment will not resort to pump-priming measures to deal with the growing real-estate problem
by David Watermeyer June 3, 2006
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guerrilla pimping

1. Guerrilla Pimping is to aggressively manage and control women. To act or deal with a woman in an un-genteel manner.

2. It is also the act of a pimp forcefully and physically assaulting a prostitute under his management.

3. A player/playboy involve with many woman, whose interactions with them are obscene, vulgar, harsh, raw, indelicate or impolite.
1. Yo, dude was "guerrilla pimping" He told his girl to get the f*ck over to his apartment in ten minutes and bring him some food to eat.

2. Did you see that pimp "guerrilla pimping" He slapped-up his prostitute and told her to stay outside in the cold until she earned at leat $1000 for him.
by watching the game October 13, 2013
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Priming

Priming is a school or summer camp prank. It consists of numerous individuals in voice-changer Optimus prime toy helmets(hence the name), (balaclavas and ski masks are used when there are not enough helmets available) and boxers entering a cabin in the middle of the night, turning the lights on, spraying the inhabitants and cranking the cabin heat to the maximum while reciting lines from Transformers, the Michael Bay movie. This is usually a filmed event.
Hey man, have you heard? Our neighbours went priming at 3am last night, and now everyone is soaked wet.
by teh Russian man September 30, 2011
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pimping

A person who has the best girls. and the most bling-bling of anyone.
Tylep P is Pimping
by EN STVNS October 17, 2003
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parking lot pimping

After the club closes, you pick up somebody in the parking lot to go home with.
The girls and I danced so much last night at the club, that by the time we paid any attention to the guys, it was closing time. As we headed out to our car, I saw a cute guy and decided I wanted to hook up with him. I approached him and after a little parking lot pimping on my part, we headed back to my place.
by plp April 21, 2006
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