Presley

Presley is the best girlfriend you could ever wish for. She is smart. She is everything to you. Never give her up. She is the best thing you could ever wish for. She treats you right and she always knows what’s best for you

“Presley is such a perfect girl.”

by Mmmkay10 September 07, 2020

Presley

A large fat line of drugs to be snorted. Named after the King himself, for his legendary tolerance. A Presley is not recommended to anyone without the proper tolerance as overdose is possible.

hey buddy, cut me and Daddy a Presley. These are really rowdy PK. get a line. Don't hurt yourself.

by Yikestime August 07, 2011

Presley

#20

Presley is loved.

by Hayson Potts March 06, 2020

Presley

When one gets on all fours and is spanked with a ruler.

Damn after that Presley, that dudes ass is gonna be red for weeks!

by StabbedinthefastLane April 13, 2007

Presley

Who is to far in denial to see that someone is hopelessly in love with you even when everybody else can see it

Omg Presley is being such a Presley

by Wonderbreadcow November 25, 2018

Presley

Presley is an amazing person. She will always be there to make you laugh and won’t ever try to exclude you. Very Patient, Nice and, VERY pretty. If you ever have a Presley, always be sure to stay by her side because she is a worthwhile friend.

I’m so lucky to have Presley as my friend!

by WillieNillieDillie December 12, 2022

Presley

don't die
I need you
in my life

Elvis Presley: "don't die I need you in my life"

by Krkič March 07, 2020