prepeating

Opposite of repeating
1. Saying the exact same thing before someone else says it- as if reading their mind.
2. A perfect way to stop a 'stop-copying-me' when you, the copier, gets sick of it.

1.
Teacher: Explain the soil cover in Ireland
Dude#1; <thinking> Mainly brown soils with gleys- some peaty soils with very few podzols
Dude#2: Mainly brown soils with gleys- some peaty soils with very few podzols

2.
Guy1: Want some chips?
Guy2: Want some chips?
1: Yeah thats what i'm saying.
2: Yeah thats what i'm saying.
1: stop copying me
2: stop copying me
1: Shut up!
2: Shut up!
1: Stop repeating me.
2: Stop PREPEATING me.

by Cillian S October 29, 2007

Pre-event Prevention

When there is an event oncoming, and you decide to leave any work you have until after the event has ended. This can be because it feels like you cannot get much done in the time until the event starts, or a subtle means of procrastination.

Louis has a badminton match in 2 hours, and a physics test tomorrow, but because the badminton match is 'only' in two hours, he decides to just start studying once the match has ended. He is practising pre-event prevention of his studies.

by WriterLifer September 10, 2022

Internal Loss Prevention

Internal Loss Prevention is a euphemism or a 'dressing up' of the very unpopular and much maligned security guard role.

Meat: I'm in Internal Loss Prevention.
Paco: Securiteeeeee! Hahahaha
Ravi: I'm buying your ass a detective kit for your birthday!
Meat: Remember a little thing called Rome?

by ArsenalArmada February 4, 2008

prelationship

usually for two people who each just got out of a serious relationship with other people, but find themselves liking each other fairly intensely not soon after. this is, however, not a 'rebound relationship' and is recognized by both parties.

it is, most literally put, two people liking each other, going on dates and generally enjoying each other's company romantically before putting any sort of classic label on it.

ben and lorraine just broke up, and so did brian and judy. judy and ben run into each other and start really liking each other. neither of them are quite ready to just the usual hoops (updating facebook status', etc) but are both mutually 'involved' with each other, and share a lot of mutual respect. therefore, they are in a 'prelationship'.

by AdamJackson August 28, 2007

aftersplash prevention

creating a structure made of toilet paper to avoid the aftersplash sensation. The toilet paper is placed under the dump approximately 1-3 seconds before landing for maximum results.

Levit, who's smarter than Diem, studies aftersplash prevention and has developed a structure which helps to avoid aftersplash time and time again.

by MR123 October 5, 2006

prejection

When someone rejects you prior to you showing interest, just in case you might like them/ Someone mentioning that they are taken or busy at length when you're having an unrelated conversation.

"What's everyone doing tonight?"
"Oh my GIRLFRIEND and I might have plans, I'm not sure"
"now that's some prejection"

Someone letting you down easy when you weren't ever interested in the first place.

by lucy blew February 23, 2009

suicide prevention month

Suicide prevention month is basically all of September! If you say it’s no simp September your a fucking dumbass.

If anyone is thinking about committing suicide then please get them out of that state..

Even though September is suicide prevention month please stop them even if it’s not September.

Person 1: Dude I’m so tired of this.. I’m probably gonna let go.

Person 2: Please don’t bro, you have so much to live for, plus it’s suicide prevention month, please don’t.

by blanket.png September 2, 2021