Prefended

To pretend to be offended by something so as to appear cool or avoid being in the doghouse.

Joe was prefended by what Tim said so Sara wouldn't cut him off.

by akula64 April 17, 2019

racial preference

Racial preference is defined as favoring or choosing one group or individual over another based on race. Ethnic preference is often tied in, but less common since ethnicity is not always as easy to discern.

Example:

Basketball Player 1: "Sheeit guess the coach had to pick and choose with them two new boys"

Basketball Player 2: "Come on, Homie. Choice was obvious. Everyone knows white boys can't jump."

Basketball Player 1" Fuck, dude. I didn't know you'd be getting all racial preference on me."

by Stingy Meatballs January 10, 2016

Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster

A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.

An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."

"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."

by erectism January 11, 2008

preferencize

to jack off with a preference in mind usually planned earlier in the day, possibly with a girl you know.

"Dude I'ma preferencize to Stacy at midnight."

by big honkin shaft March 3, 2008

prefebreze

Using Febreze before preforming anything that causes foul odors.

Before taking a shit, Trevor decided it would be a good idea to prefebreze.

by fushitsu August 6, 2011

Partner free sexual preference

Aka. P.F.S.P.; When an individual will only sleep with people they are not romantically involved with. Please note this includes people who choose not to have romantic relationships with anyone for any reason.

Sid will only sleep with people he is not romantically involved with, because Sid does not believe in having romantic relationships. He has a partner free sexual preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 15, 2021

Sexually Preserved

Someone who is sexually preserved; a virgin. Otherwise referred to a SPV.

"Don't date him, you're sexually preserved. He's a very sexual person."

by SVP October 8, 2013