AKA Sales Prevention Department AKA Credit Department
Most Companies have a sales department and there goal is simple. Take a product or service and present it to someone in need of your product or service. What many people do not know is every sales department has a nemesis, the customer prevention Department or Credit Department. Whose goal is to come up with a hundred reasons why the company should not sell to a customer.
Most Companies have a sales department and there goal is simple. Take a product or service and present it to someone in need of your product or service. What many people do not know is every sales department has a nemesis, the customer prevention Department or Credit Department. Whose goal is to come up with a hundred reasons why the company should not sell to a customer.
Hey joe, Heard about that big sale, should be no prob getting that new boat next month.
Yeah 20 hours of negoation and I had it locked, then the Customer prevention department came along and out the fucking window it went.
Yeah 20 hours of negoation and I had it locked, then the Customer prevention department came along and out the fucking window it went.
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The phenomenon that occurs with your cell phone when you hear it ring or feel it vibrates right before you receive a call.
Mike: "Holy hell!"
Pete: "What?"
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After talking to Kelly on the phone, Mark's pyroception kicked in and he knew she was a fire crotch.
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Cures include getting a better job.
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