Peer Pressure

A disease pandemic that spreads across most schools and even work places. This crippling disease has the power to turn people from leaders into mind controlled sheep. This can ruin the lives of whoever is infected making them commit to actions they don't want to partake in. It is best to stay away from these types of people as the disease can spread onto unsuspecting victims. People infected with this disease will try to encourage healthy individuals to participate in unhealthy activities that will only hinder their development, including doing drugs, crime, unprotected sex, and many more disastrous activities. There is no cure, however, it can be treated over time and eventually go away with enough proper treatment. A person can be immune to this disease, meaning that s/he has enough self confidence to not be persuaded by the infected. These people will most likely lead successful lives and not end up like the worthless pieces of shit around them.

Symptoms of Peer Pressure:
inferiority complex
loss of individuality
is a pushover
having a lot of fake friends
drug problems
STD's from sex
having weak morals
desire to fit in
fear of being different
acting like an ass toward the uninfected

Treatment for Peer Pressure:
simply saying no
hanging out with the right crowd
practicing having strong morals
practicing confidence
developing meaningful friendships
staying away from the infected

Infected: "Hey you wanna smoke this blunt?"
Immune person: "No thanks, I'm good."
Infected: "Oh come on, if you don't smoke this then everyone will think you're a loser
Immune person: "Look, I don't want end up being a worthless piece of shit like yourself."
Infected: "Dude stop being such a pussy and smoke this blunt."
Immune person: "I SAID I DON'T WANT TO YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!"
Infected: "Ok geez fine, have fun being an outcast." (walks away with infected friends)

by Dubiks August 13, 2018

Ciara Pressure

Ciara Pressure is a new phenomenon sweeping the University College Cork(UCC) nation. . she picks her victims on a near random basis forcing them to do tasks that would be very enjoyable to watch but cause the person doing such task to feel a great amount of shame and regret both during and after said act has taken place

Dude1: "I really didn't want to shift that geek last night but my friends wouldnt leave me alone til I did it"
Dude2: "Sounds like you were Ciara Pressured into it"

by cookiesmurf93 January 8, 2012

Bangometric Pressure

Closely correlates to the chance of penetration. The higher the Bangometric Pressure, the higher the probability of "Getting it on" will be.

Did you feel that? She just checked me out, The Bangometric Pressure in here just got raised.

Man, I talked about my ex too much, I felt the Bangometric Pressure drop.

by Discoinsterno November 6, 2014

manly pleasure

When a man is masturbating, given a handjob, given head, or is having sexual intercourse and his cock starts to ejaculate at his climax and he cums a lot of his manly juices out of his cock. It makes him gasp, and shudder in the rush of the moment.

Opposite of tip bust

Yo dude, last night that blowjob gave me so much manly pleasure. My cock felt amazing.

by mikerotch69 February 9, 2017

a day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach

A day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach is a dangerous sex act. The participants visit a beach when the tide is coming in. One participant is buried in the sand near the sea so that only their head is visible. The other participant proceeds to masturbate whilst looking at their face. In order to assist the masturbator, the buried participant usually makes sexy faces at them. These faces become increasingly desperate as the tide begins to sweep around their head. The aim of the game is to ensure that the masturbator comes before the tide engulfs the buried participant. Once the masturbator has come, he/she will help to dig out and free the buried participant. The game is played by those who are aroused by risk and desperation.

Kate: Would anyone like to do a day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach?

by 00moon00 July 21, 2019

Beer Pressure

Using beer pressure instead of peer pressure cause you're not 16 anymore and the situation generally involves absurd amounts of beer.

Your buddy won't straight arm a beer cause his mom just ironed the shirt hes wearing, so everyone starts yelling at him and screaming beer pressure till he's becomes a man a does it.

by Classic wyatt January 21, 2018

pleasure to have in class

What a teacher says to a student who is well-liked. Not just anyone gets told this at the end of the year. Most teachers who say this know you well enough to look at you as a person whom has made an impact on them, not just another face in the crowd that they get paid to teach.

Thank you for your effort and focus this year. You are a pleasure to have in class.

by coolie julie July 1, 2018