"Pratosh" is the main protagonist from the best-selling book series 'Diary Of A Clapped Virgin' by critically acclaimed author Ravi Pandy. In the books, he is viewed to be a bright, well educated, young man with huge ambitions. But his huge downfall, is rejection and inexperience towards sexual activity.
During one drunken night, he was flabbergastered when he found his perfect match sitting opposite him at a nightclub. Her body, round as a plum and clapped as a whale. Though Pratosh struggles with speech impediment, his dysfunctional penis managed to gravitate towards her. To his dismay, he found out that she had a penis too, one larger than the planet Neptune. Discomfort was written all over Pratosh's face that night, and his newly discovered fear towards sex started to take over. His friend, Aamish was of no use at all as he lost all consciousness. His friend, Tarun was kicked out for attempting to help his other acquaintance out. The entire night was a mess, and all Pratosh had was himself.
Pratosh's love for writing started the moment his fear towards sex took over, it was his therapy, a desperate need to stay sane.
During one drunken night, he was flabbergastered when he found his perfect match sitting opposite him at a nightclub. Her body, round as a plum and clapped as a whale. Though Pratosh struggles with speech impediment, his dysfunctional penis managed to gravitate towards her. To his dismay, he found out that she had a penis too, one larger than the planet Neptune. Discomfort was written all over Pratosh's face that night, and his newly discovered fear towards sex started to take over. His friend, Aamish was of no use at all as he lost all consciousness. His friend, Tarun was kicked out for attempting to help his other acquaintance out. The entire night was a mess, and all Pratosh had was himself.
Pratosh's love for writing started the moment his fear towards sex took over, it was his therapy, a desperate need to stay sane.
This morning, I looked myself in the mirror. I looked ugly asf. I'm starting to look like a PRATOSH!!
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Pratishruti you always promise us that you will not say the secret to that person then why did you broke it ?
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His brain needs refrigeration due to extreme overheating.
His brain needs refrigeration due to extreme overheating.
Hi, check that sticker. That dude rocks, he must be a Temporary Prateush.
Oh. Im thinking too much, my brain will temporaryprateushirize
Oh. Im thinking too much, my brain will temporaryprateushirize
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Always insecure of losing people. He never gives his best in friendships but cares a lot. Never sleeps peacefully until he takes the perfect revenge. Has hurted lot of people in past.
Always insecure of losing people. He never gives his best in friendships but cares a lot. Never sleeps peacefully until he takes the perfect revenge. Has hurted lot of people in past.
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Fun fact: His current crush rejected Vivaan 2 years ago.
Fun fact: His current crush rejected Vivaan 2 years ago.
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