practicing avoidance

"Practicing avoidance" is just a passive aggressive way of saying you were giving someone the silent treatment or ghosting them.

Bitch please you weren't " practicing avoidance" you were giving me the silent treatment!

by BEEFREE16 July 14, 2022

Practicing Scientology

the act of smoking marijuana in an automobile while driving. derived from the term "cruise", which then led to "tom cruise", and eventually became "Practicing Scientology"

hey man, I got a philly, some weed, and a quarter tank of gas. wanna start practicing scientology?

by aanne June 21, 2010

practical intelligence

A combination of street smarts and common sense. Not book smarts, useful smarts.

"He didn't get an education but he has practical intelligence"

by Winged Scourge May 20, 2010

Practice Noob

Someone that is used for practice in a video game, that isn't good at that said video game.

Walshy: Victory and Mackeo were my practice noobs.

by i_pk_pjers_i September 10, 2009

practical joke

is a trick played on someone that is meant to be funny for people watching, though normally embarrassing for the person being tricked.

What would you do if someone called you saying they were Barack Obama? Florida Congresswoman Ileana Ros-Lehtinen got a call just like that the other day and like many people would, she assumed it was a radio station practical joke.

by shracaneits January 16, 2009

basketball practice

When your girlfriend massages your balls so thoroughly that you ejaculate prior to sex.

Dude, did you screw Jackie last night? No, I was going to but after basketball practice I was totally spent.

by balboabob January 30, 2016

practice player

Someone who looks good in practice but sucks in games.

Jon: yo did you see Jerry at practice today? He was sick!

Jake: yea but he's a practice player.

Jon: true.

by Seanyboy103 November 08, 2013