PPM

Piss poor management

Talked to the nursing team today. Looks like they are suffering from PPM

by Massive Onanist July 23, 2020

PPM

Personal Porn Machine

A machine purposely used for the intent on browsing porn all day.

Ryan: I heard Jacob got a new PPM
Jack: Awww sick that's neat!

Ryan: Yeah! He can look at porn all day without it affecting his main computer.

by Dankstinky August 12, 2016

ppm

Preferred Prime Minister.
At the last polls, 'Johnny' waz the PPM by 4.25 percentage points.

Therefore a car with the numberplate PPM321 or PPM687 is known as the Johhny.

by Diego September 10, 2003

PPM

PPM stands for Patton Parker Mafia. This is one set in the Pythons' gang. This gang is very popular on the east coast. The pythons are very vicious and have been known for demolishing several other sets from different gangs. The specific set P.P.M. comes from two street names Patton and Parker. This set started in Meriden, CT. The python's colors are purple and green. a green bandana is normally hung out of the right pocket.

uh oh, the PPM is on another spree!

by Mainloc. September 25, 2008

PPM

means “personal pleasure machine”, referring to a significant other.

Guys, say hello to my PPM Kyle!

by tillie willie January 21, 2020

PPMs

Number of pumps per minute during sex. Speed of pelvic thrust by a male during sex.

His PPMs were 90 pumps per minute

by Kotacass May 21, 2022

PPM

Pay Per Meet, prideful prostitute says PPM instead of say PtP, pay to play

I’m only looking for ppm

by BroMeans May 23, 2022