by Massive Onanist July 23, 2020
The teachers want you to jump off a bridge so they don’t have to teach you. This place is terrible and no one learns stuff here. Every seventh grader has a juul and drinks rockstar. Every sixth grader has a boyfriend/girlfriend. And eighth graders try to fight everyone and smoke weed. The lunch room smells like a dead fish and the lunch treys the pizza comes on taste better than the pizza. One person in seventh grade got caught taking pictures in the girls locker room.(he was a boy)
PPMS Sucks
by Middle Schooler11 March 31, 2019
by Diego September 10, 2003
by BroMeans May 23, 2022
Pussies per minute (ppm) is a general term used to measure how much pussy a guy gets. Derived from revolutions per minute (rpm), ppm can be used to help an individual convey how much sexual intercourse he has.
Keep in mind that PPM is not an exact measurement as getting pussy each individual minute would be a difficult venture. PPM is a general estimate of how much sex an individual has and with how many women recently. PPM should not be used in comparisons or competitions; each PPM is determined by the individual and cannot be factually proven.
Keep in mind that PPM is not an exact measurement as getting pussy each individual minute would be a difficult venture. PPM is a general estimate of how much sex an individual has and with how many women recently. PPM should not be used in comparisons or competitions; each PPM is determined by the individual and cannot be factually proven.
“Dude ever since I broke up with my girlfriend my ppm went up like two numbers”
“I heard you hooked up with a girl last night from the bar”
“Yeah, I’m just trying to pat my PPM stats”
“I heard you hooked up with a girl last night from the bar”
“Yeah, I’m just trying to pat my PPM stats”
by Blablayazzy February 03, 2021
PPM stands for Patton Parker Mafia. This is one set in the Pythons' gang. This gang is very popular on the east coast. The pythons are very vicious and have been known for demolishing several other sets from different gangs. The specific set P.P.M. comes from two street names Patton and Parker. This set started in Meriden, CT. The python's colors are purple and green. a green bandana is normally hung out of the right pocket.
by Mainloc. August 01, 2008