Alcohol Poisoning

A serious medical condition which presents itself after a person drinks too much, should not be taken lightly and should instead be taken directly to the emergency room, drunk is different than alcohol posing the way to recognize the difference is one is coherent and the other is not, if someone has alcohol poisoning it is important to make sure they don’t stop breathing and that they don’t choke on their own vomit

Girl: I think he has alcohol poisoning

Boy: He’s just drunk he’ll be fine

*12 hours later*

Girl: He isn’t breathing and he’s cold I fucking told you he had alcohol poisoning don’t just stand there call 911

by GayCloud June 24, 2018

Tasty poison

Immature people choose tasty poison over bitter medicine.

Some choose some tasty poison which seems good now good now, but is destructive over the long haul over current distaste for long term good.

by I, Wreckerrr July 14, 2021

acute lead poisoning

A forensic's "in-joke" meaning shot. Made prominent by Dr. Snow, a leading froensic archaeologist.

Cause of death: acute lead poisoning in the cranium. (shot in the head)

by Tragic Story December 22, 2004

durban poison

Marijuana from Durban, South Africa.

I just smoked some Durban Poison that my friend smuggled from South Africa. Now that is some quality weed.

by ikilled50cent April 18, 2005

Irony poisoned

When someone perceives nearly everything through multiple layers of irony, and nothing through sincerity. This could extend to someone not being able to sincerely express their own beliefs without someone else thinking they’re being ironic or Insincere. And it could also extend to the inability of someone to take sincerity coming from others at face value, or being skeptical of it.

Person 1: I really enjoy X
Person 2: I bet you only like it because it’s secretly a coping mechanism for something else.
Person 1: it’s not, you’re brain is just irony poisoned

by L+Ratio? May 25, 2022

POSO'D

When a person's argument or opinion has been ruled incorrect and invalid due to facts, logic, and Poso receipts.

"You've been poso'd, bro!"

by kp_06012007 March 20, 2021

high speed lead poisoning

Slang for being shot.

Well, he does have 5 bullet holes in his body, so I'd guess the cause of death would've been high speed lead poisoning!

by Bangboy October 12, 2005