Petarded

As retarded as a Peter.

I swear gregs F**king petarded!

by petabread/petard July 3, 2008

poptard

A human pop-tart. Dull, tasteless and full of shit. Frequently used to describe twats like that cunt Darius from Fame Academy.

Shut it BGiE, ya poptard!

by jiro August 14, 2003

petard

Medieval demolition. Set down by people, and then the person runs. In many cases, the person may fail to run, therefore they have been "blown away by their own petard", which is also a common saying.

Petard is nothing to do with retard. You are retarded, not petarded. :P

by Steaver370 July 30, 2004

Polardegos

A ginger from Scandinavia that has the rare ability to get suspiciously tanned. Often muscular and seen in a wife beater and bandana.

Bro 1: Shiii, a ginger sunbathing in coconut oil. He’s going to get a nasty burn.
Bro 2: Nah man, look at his bandana. He’s obviously a polardegos. He’ll be fine.

by skogsgris September 6, 2014

Protard

A term used aboard merchant vessels when setting ship's chronometer forward after crossing time zones.

Remember to protard your clock tonight so you don't arrive late to watch.

by prosavage August 21, 2021

Patard

To do or say something so stupid, people would want to hit you, but instead, turn to this very word.

dude 1: I want to watch my show!!!

dude 2: youll have to wait til my show is over, im watching 60 minutes.

dude 1: how long will that take?

dude 2: OH MY GOSH!!!!! you are such a patard!!!!

by Patar the Gr8 October 14, 2012

poptard

A fanatical lover of pop style music.

"Go listen to Britney Spears you poptard!"

by Codeh May 27, 2006