kentucky pot pie

When you shit in ur hand and then proceed to clap, spewing shit everywhere.

I cooked up a Kentucky Pot Pie for those fuckin' kids outside.

by DontBeACuck April 20, 2017

Uptown pot pie

when someone lays down and then another person shits in their mouth and they close their mouth to bake it like a pot pie.

"I was so drunk last night in uptown that I let someone give me an uptown pot pie and I had to brush my teeth 5 times in the morning!"

by PotPie4Life September 19, 2019

Ohio Pot Pie

When two men or women has diarrhea into a pan, while the other man/woman pisses into it at the same time, and then mixing it together into an unholy brew of shit and piss, and then bakes it in the oven.

Kim and I did an Ohio Pot Pie, fed the whole family.

by Rionox December 31, 2022

chicken pot pie

When you give oral pleasure to a woman with a severe yeast infection.

Dude, my girl was feeling sick last night, and I delivered a little chicken pot pie to make her feel better. Now I feel sick.

by Sporkle October 1, 2006

Zombie Pot Pie

A practical joke where one put a large quantity of period blood and feces in a pie pan and smashes it into an unsuspecting victims face.

I am going to Zombie Pot Pie that guy so hard.

by Daywalkerer November 11, 2010

duty pot pie

Duty Pot Pie is when you fill a girls cooter pot with corn rich poo, cover with a single sheet of TP, close, allow to moisten till maximum temperature, then serve on a large plastic sheet. QUICK TIPS: allow longer cook time for higher elevations, and less cook time for a feverish girl.

Maureen cooked up a piping hot duty pot pie for Louis to enjoy.

by Raping Scott Hanson December 23, 2013

chicken pot pie

when you eat while engaging in intercourse

i love to have chicken pot pie for dinner

by Jeremy-Chase May 24, 2008