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nelson position

A sex position where a women sits on top of a man with her legs up. The man secures her legs so she can't close them. The women watches her pussy getting fucked and can't do anything about it.
The Nelson position is hot as fuck. Watching a helpless girl watch herself getting fucked! So hot!
by NikkiTay January 15, 2017
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cross-posting

Posting the same message across multiple forums, listservs, newsgroups, etc.

Technically a form of spamming, though not always malicious.
Hi-rong had an urgent question, but cross-posting his message on all the listservs he knew left him banned and dishonored.
by NoorB October 26, 2005
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consensual sex in the missionary position

The most disgusting act one can engage in.
Jesus christ what a sick bastard, I heard he has consensual sex in the missionary position.
by Anonymous101100 December 9, 2008
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Fecal Position

Sitting on the throne, but tightly coiled while in the grip of sweaty, white-knuckled intestinal distress.
Judd: How was your weekend?

Dirk: Oh dude, you don't wanna know. I went to a stag Friday night and I think the sausage in the sausage and peppers wasn't cooked all the way through. Spent most of the rest of the weekend in the fecal position.

Judd: You're right, I didn't want to know.
by Placenta Bob February 19, 2010
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stop posting about baller

STOP posting about BALLER, I'm tired of seeing it.

My friends on TikTok send me it. (BALLER)

On Discord it's fucking BALLER.

I was in Studio Origami, right? And all of the channels were just BALLER

I send super scupol art to my girlfriend- (ÆYOOO u ain't got no girlfriend stop the cap 🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢)
Person number one: stop posting about baller
Person number two: ok
by siren head XD October 20, 2022
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among us potion

A liquid potion that could turn you either a crewmate or impostor when drinking it.
"I should've drunk the among us potion the other day, now I'm dead"
by Succhiacazzi Parisi March 10, 2021
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tortoise position

A sexual act that is similar to the doggy style, but you cover the receiver with a duvet. When the receiver comes up for air, the giver delivers a blow to the head with a pillow.
I was doing tortoise position with Kosta's mum last night. I think i gave her concussion. She still hasnt come out of her shell
by Mother Lovers May 26, 2017
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