Porsche

How real car guys pronounce the brand name of 911s and Boxters

How could Porsche drop its Le Mans program to build a goddam truck???

by DonH October 2, 2003

Porsche

The car God drives in Heaven.

Hey satan have you seen my new 911 boxter?

by Eire nua January 13, 2005

porsche

a girl with a stripper name, yet she is not a stripper. Usually dates guys that don't deserve her. A girl with a hot name to match her hot body. A cute and expensive girl, that everone wants but nobody can get, just like the car!

Bob: Dude, she is such a Porsche
Ted: yea man i would tottlay bang her

by WellShitFucker October 9, 2008

porsche

An awesome car. The new porsche 911 has a 3.6 litre six-cylinder engine and can do 239KW (325bhp) at 6800 rpm.

The porsche is built for pure performance and agility.

by CrnaStrela September 6, 2005

porsche

A porsche is a car that balding middle age men buy to compensate for their penis size.

Steve was going through a mid life crisis so he bought a Porsche.

by Penis.. March 21, 2008

Porsche

A beautiful girl with usually brown or ombré hair. Porsche is a kind and caring person but not the type that wants to be messed with.

She's so beautiful! Her name must be porsche she has a temper like a porsche

by Porsche3000 March 13, 2017

Porsche

A type of sports car, popular amongst middle-aged men experiencing their mid life crisis. These men may also be recently divorced.

Porsche: That's German for Penis Enhancer.

by Sentinel Stark August 14, 2017