Poonam

Smart, talented , sweet girl

Girl you are Poonam!!

by Poonam May 13, 2005

Pornanoid

Like 'Paranoid'

The feeling of fear of being caught watching pornography

Circumstance:

One is trying to masturbate - however cannot fully indulge themselves in the atmosphere for fear of someone walking in and catching them.

What The Fuck Man! I'm So Pornanoid Its Ruining My Wank!

by OrangePeelTV February 17, 2009

Pornastrophe

A cataclysm of pornography; can be defined as a pornado gone terribly wrong.

When one tries to chase the furry porn rabbit too far down the vaginal rabbit hole. The interwebs take their revenge with a unrelenting fury of pop ups and spyware, ranging from horse porn, and bukakke to pedophilia and Shitting Dick Nipples.

Me: WTF are you doing in there? Why is my internet having a lagtasm?

Brown: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Me: Aw shit, it sounds like you're having a pornastrophe in there.

Brown: KILL IT, KILL IT WIFF FIAR!

Me: Have fun with Windows Anti-Virus 2009.......

by RackTranquility September 25, 2010

pornalized

Pornalized: The useless, wedged, pornpopped state a computer is in after a pornoholic goes on a pornathon, while oblivious to safe browsing habits.

Phillip went on a Pornathon last night, his computer is so pornalized, a mega porn storm, I couldn't even login in safe mode. I'm going to have to rebuild his computer from scratch.

by jaytho June 29, 2012

pornapotty

One who watches porn while on the toilet.

Hey please, don't be such a pornapotty

by The agar \_/ BACFORD July 1, 2016

Pornagraphic Memory

Someone that has the ability to remember exactly how a porn video went so that they can think about it in the future without the use of a computer.

Bob:So my computer crashed down but thanks to my pornagraphic memory i was able to just go in the bathroom and whack off with my imagination.

by Mocoholi August 14, 2010

pornacopia

An object or place that contains untold ammounts of porn.

"Erik's computer is a pornacopia."

by Glarron March 6, 2008